Interview With Avril Lavinge-Her First Hit Single 'Complicated'
Reporter-Well Hello there, young Lavinge you seem to be a bright new star with your first hit 'complicated'
Avril-Lyke ya
Reporter-You have quite a wonderful voice,do you mind sharing us a line or two now?
Avril-yeah thank god for the voice modifier..
Reporter-What?
Avril-Oh nothing just discussing my views on how i am so punk.
Reporter-With who?and are you going to sing for us?
Avril-with myself, erm....i cant
Reporter-Why is that?
Avril-Well you see, when i was in line at the grocery store, my tie -points to her chewed up tie* got stuck in the machine thingy that moves your food, and it almost choked me to death so i cant sing.
Reporter-Oh, so how are you going to sing for your fans tommorow?
Avril-I have fans?!like omg!who are they?!
Reporter-your family?
Avril-oh ya!did i tell you how sexy you look with that shirt on*strokes his chest*
Reporter-*shifts other way*Did i tell you how greasy your hair looks?
Avril-Really thanks?!
Reporter-So do you write your own sings, did you write 'complicated'?
Avril-erm....well....*scratches head*DAMN LICE!*sees reporter looking at her*OH!do you want some?
Reporter-No thank you.
Avril-Oh yes rightttt my co-writers wrote them, or was it me?that doesnt matter all that matters is i smashed a bunch of things in the mall and totally fell when i went down the ramp with my skate board, so they just got an avril look-a-like to do it for me.
Reporter-*Blinks*
Avril-*winks*you free tonight, i might be able to rent a hotel for us.
Reporter-Avril i wouldnt do it with you if you were the last pop princess on the planet.
Avril-Lyke who are you calling a pop princess?
Reporter-Um you
Avril-Oh yeah right, anyway i could get my band members and we could have a gang bang!*gets off chair and starts humping it*
Reporter-Good-bye Avril.*runs out of door*
Avril-Call me!!!
Interveiw with Avril Lavinge "Sk8er Boi"
Reporter-Well Avril, here you are again...with another single how does it feel?
Avril-It feels like a hard dick is going up my ass
Reporter-What?
Avril-while we are lying on the bed watching xxxxx porn
Reporter-erm..
Avril-And having sex on the beach with sand up my vagina
Reporter-Avril I think you have shared way to much info with us.
Avril-And that one time when i got a new puppy i brought it up to my room and fucked its brains out....it went retarded but every night we made love.
Reporter-*Slaps her with a newspaper*
Avril-oops sorry...
Reporter-I have got a copy of your second single with you just singing without the background music and whatnot..im going to play it.*puts cd in cd player*
Really rasping voice singing "HHEEEE WASS A SK8ER BOI SHE SAID CCC YEW LATER BOI HE WASNT GOOD ENOUGH FOR HER!!!!!"dogs start howling.
Avril-AHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT!
Reporter-um, avril that is you.
Avril-oh yes....hehe i couldnt hear it right it sounds wonderful *does peace sign*BUY MY ALBUM!!!
Reporter-I think this is the end of the interview
Avril-ya me and mr Reporter are going to have hot donkey sex.
Reporter-No were not.
Avril-Dont lie
Reporter-you dont lie
Avril-Im not...you see i plan to grab you with a garbage bag when u are leaving work, put u in the back of my truck and fuck you dont worry i brought protection *holds up paper bag*
Reporter-*runs*
Interveiw with Avril Lavinge "I'm with you"
Reporter- So Avril, how did you feel about making the I'm with you video
Avril-erm...i thought thay whole thing was gay...like me
Reporter- yes, we all think you're gay too. Anyways. So. Rumors have it, theres a love connection between you and a band member. Care to clarify this?
Avril-What does clarify mean?
Reporter- It means tell us the truth, dumbass.
Avril-oh yes, i knew that i was just kidding, ya well me and my band member i got him pregnet....and- oops i mean nothing
Reporter- Thats....*blinks*..fascinating. Moving on. What do you think about your music creating "This generation's punk" community?
Avril-yeah im punk u have a problem with that?
Reporter: um. *hands avril a sex pistol cd*. Right. So you have all these little under-developed girls with ties. Any comments?
Avril-....yes
Reporter- Elaborate?
Avril-u can buy good ties at walmart=)
Reporter- I think we're done here.
Reporter- your body oder is beginning to knock me out
Avril-*leaps out of chair and lands on reporter*
Reporter- *hangs self*
Avril-*necros*
Reporter- *between gasps of pain* AND....THIS....IS....A WRAP *makes off-air signals*
