SCOTT MADNESS
                                                  
by:  Oochie A Chirico

AI4 was definitely SCOTTagious!  Every Tuesday night, no one dared to interrupt me while I watch my favorite idol, Scott perform.  With the official "Seacrest Out" announced at the end of the show, I was ready to "duel" with my cell & land line phones for 2 hours.  For all those who have experienced a SCOTT-a-fever, SCOTTilytis, SCOTT-a-have-you moment, you can't deny that you are now a SCOTTaholic!  Here are my list of things why we know we belong to the Dawg Pound & will always remain a Scott Savol Fan.
1.  Your music alarm is Scott singing "...I get up in the morning & look in the mirror..."
2.  You have a framed autographed picture of Scott by your night stand.
3.  You turn on your Scott Savol MP3s loud enough to hear while you   take a shower.
4.  Having breakfast & reading all the Scott articles in the papers and magazines.
5.  You have an American flag & a banner that reads, "GOD BLESS AMERICA ESPECIALLY MY IDOL SCOTT SAVOL" by your front porch.
6.  You go to work wearing a black cap, white Tshirt, baggy jeans & dog tag necklace.
7.  During your lunch break, you check your emails for some current     Scott postings.
8.  You look at your watch & wonder what Scott is doing.
9.  You do a bit of (dancing) exercise while watching some of your         downloaded Scott videos.
10.  You go to the other sites & get nasty with the Scott bashers.
11.  You had your sofa re-upholstered to a white velvet fabric.
12.  Your throwpillows now have the fabric iron on images of Scott.
13.  You made an appointment to see a fortune teller to find out if you & Scott have a future together.
14.  Your wardrobe consists of 3X-4X white tshirts & sports jerseys.
15.  You have a dozen collection of plain black caps.
16.  You've added Scott's pictures in your family photo album.
17.  You also have a picture of Scott in your wallet.
18.  You marked April 30 in your calendar as a special day (Scott's Birthday).
19.  You made a scrapbook for Scott.
20.  You made a website for Scott (done!)
21.  Instead of saying, "See you later!" you take off you glasses, wink & blow a kiss.
22.  You say, "SCOTT-CHOO" when you sneeze.
23.  Your coffee mugs have Scott's pictures on them.
24.  Instead of nodding in agreement, you say, "WOOF!!!"
25.  Your voice mail has the following message:  "OMG...OMG YOU PRESSED 1, YOU MUST BE SCOTT!!!" otherwise, you'll be disconnected...GOOD-BYE!"


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