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| New jokes are being added on a regular basis. Check back often to see what has been added. New ones are placed on top. | |||||||||
| Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. | |||||||||
| A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. | |||||||||
| I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. | |||||||||
| Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. | |||||||||
| Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? | |||||||||
| All generalizations are false, including this one. | |||||||||
| Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. | |||||||||
| Success always occurs in private and failure in full view. | |||||||||
| I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure. | |||||||||
| Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity. | |||||||||