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| Artery = study of paintings Bacteria = back door of cafeteria Barium = what doctors do when treatment fails Bowel = letter like A.E.I.O.U Caesarian section = district in Rome Cat scan = searching for kitty Cauterize = Made eye contact with her Colic = sheep dog Coma = a punctuation mark Congenital = friendly D&C = where Washington is Diarrhea = journal of daily events Dilate = to live long Enema = not a friend Fester = quicker Fibula = a small lie G.I. Series = soldiers' ball game Grippe = suitcase Hangnail = coat hook Impotent = distinguished, well known Intense pain = torture in a teepee Labour pain = got hurt at work |
| Medical staff = doctor's cane Morbid = higher offer Nitrate = cheaper than day rate Node = was aware of Outpatient = person who had fainted Pap smear = fatherhood test Pelvis = cousin of Elvis Post operative = letter carrier Protein = favoring young people Rectum = damn near killed 'em Recovery room = place to do upholstery Rheumatic = amorous Scar = rolled tobacco leaf Secretion = hiding anything Seizure = Roman emperor Serology = study of knighthood Tablet = small tablet Terminal Illness = sickness at airport Tibia = country in North Africa Tumor = an extra pair Urine = opposite of you're out Varicose = located nearby Vein = conceited |