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| New jokes are being added on a regular basis. Check back often to see what has been added. New ones are placed on top. | |||||||||||||
| My wife told me the car wasn't running well, there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was, and she told me it was in the lake. | |||||||||||||
| My wife loves to shop at Bloomingdale's. I bring her mail there twice a week. | |||||||||||||
| Everyone has a photographic memory. My wife doesn�t have film. | |||||||||||||
| My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost weight, but can she climb a tree! | |||||||||||||
| I've been in love with the same woman for many years. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me! | |||||||||||||
| While driving the car on a cross country trip I decided to lose 120 pounds of ugly fat, so I left my wife at a rest stop. | |||||||||||||
| Three weeks ago, my wife learned how to drive a car. Last week she learned how to aim it. | |||||||||||||
| I came home and the car was in the dining room. I asked my wife, "How did you get the car in here?" She said, "Easy, I took a left at the kitchen." | |||||||||||||
| She was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate. | |||||||||||||
| She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off. | |||||||||||||