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| New jokes are being added on a regular basis. Check back often to see what has been added. New ones are placed on top. | |||||||||||||
| Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. | |||||||||||||
| What is a man�s idea of helping with the housework? Lifting his leg so you can vacuum. | |||||||||||||
| What did God say after creating man? �I can do better.� | |||||||||||||
| Did you hear about the man who won a gold medal at the Olympics? He had it bronzed. | |||||||||||||
| What is the difference between a man and E.T.? E.T. phoned home. | |||||||||||||
| What does a man consider a seven course meal? A hotdog and a six pack of beer. | |||||||||||||
| How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet tissue? We don�t know. It has never happened. | |||||||||||||
| What do men and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up. | |||||||||||||
| How does a man take a bubble bath? He eats beans for dinner. | |||||||||||||
| What is the difference between men and government bonds? Bonds mature. | |||||||||||||