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| What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts? Change. |
| How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves? She fell out of the tree. |
| How did the blonde try to kill the bird? She threw it off a cliff. |
| Everyone has a photographic memory. Blondes just don't have film. |
| What do you see when you look into a blonde's eyes? The back of her head. |
| Why did the blonde drive into the ditch? To turn the blinker off. |
| How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday morning? Tell them a joke on Friday night! |
| How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer? There's white-out on the screen. |
| Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes? Toes Go In First. |
| Why don't blondes have elevator jobs? They don't know the route. |
| Why can't blondes put in light bulbs? They keep breaking them with the hammers. |
| What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette? Artificial intelligence. |
| What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? Branch Manager. |
| What happened to the blonde that was tap dancing? She fell in the sink. |
| What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home? She moved. |
| What are the two reasons why blondes don�t mind their own business? 1. No mind. 2. No business. |
| In no way do I think Blondes are dumb. These jokes can fit a number of people no matter what their hair color, gender, race, age, social bacground or anything else like that. These are just meant for fun. |