| Kinght: What have you got? Djapetto: This little wooden puppet. Pinocchio: I'm not a puppet, I'm a real boy! Knight: Five shillings for the posessed toy. Shrek: Stop Singing! Well it's no wonder ya don't have any friends. Donkey: Wow...only a true friend would be that truly honest. Donkey: Whew look at THAT! Who would want to live in a place like that? Shrek: THAT would be my home. Donkey: Oh! And it is lovely just beautiful you know you are quite a decorator it's amazing what you have done with such a modest budget. I like that boulder. You know that is a nice boulder. Donkey: Oh this is going to be fun. We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the mornin...I'm making WAFFLES! One of the Three Pigs: He huffed and he puffed and he...signed an eviction notice. Gingerbread Man: Okay, i'll tell you. Do you know...the muffin man? Lord Farquaad: The muffin man? Gingerbread Man: The muffin man. Lord Farquaad: Yes, I know the muffin man, who lives on drury lane? Gingerbread Man: Well...she's married to the muffin man. Lord Farquaad: The muffin man? Gingerbread Man: THE MUFFIN MAN! Lord Farquaad: She's married to the muffin man... Song in Lord Farquaad's Kingdom: Welcome to Dulac such a perfect town, Here we have some rules let us lay them down: Don't make waste, stay in line And we'll get along fine. Dulac is a perfect place. Please keep off of the grass Shine your shoes, wipe your...FACE Dulac is, Dulac is, Dulac is a perfect place! Shrek: For your information there's a lot more to orgres than people think. Donkey: Example? Shrek: Example? Okay um, ogres are...like onions. Donkey: They stink? Shrek: Yes. No! Donkey: Oh, they make you cry. Shrek: No! Donkey: Oh you leave em out in the sun they get all brown start sprouting little white hairs. Shrek: No! Layer! Onions have layers. Ogeres have layers. Onions have layers. You get it. We both have layers Donkey: Ohhh you both have layyyerrrrrs. You know not everybody likes onions. Cake! Everybody loves cakes. Cakes have layers. Shrek: I DONT CARE...what everyone likes. Ogers are not like cakes. |
| Shrek |
| Shrek really is a good movie. There is something in it for everyone. Suprisingly, I really don't see why kids would like it. There is so much humor that isn't so much adult, but that would go over a child's head. If you haven't seen it already you really should. And think of me when the donkey talks. I even annoy myself sometimes. This movie would really be best to see on a DVD becase of the excellent computer graphics. You will still get them on on VHS, but just like everything else, they won't be as good. In case you didn't know, I will tell you what the story is about. So there's this ogre named Shrek, and he lives in a swamp, and he just wants to be left alone. But the King or something of the land, Lord Farquaad, has banished all these fairy tale creatures from his kingdom to Shrek's swamp. So shrek meets this talking donkey and they go off to find a princess because Lord Farquaad will let the fairy tale creatures back in (and away from Shrek's swamp) if he finds her. Basically, the movie consists of a lot of making fun of disney (this is a dreamwork's film) and there's a little moral at the end. Great for the kiddies, better for people my age and older. |