| Sunday, January 13, 2002 7:53pm | ||||||
| I've said it before and I'll say it again: Someone got their way with someone else this weekend, and I was neither of those people. Yay me. The people who come to see Gosford Park are stupider than the people who see other movies. I don't know what causes this. Randy leaves tomorrow. Nidhi left today, but we had a good night together thursday or something. Nothing funny though. This is not my idea: So you're at the mall or something, and you see this little kid, two years old or something, just playing around. His mom or dad or guardian is watching him or her from not too far away, but far away enough. So what you do is, you run up and grab the child. Just when the guardian notices, you run like ten feet then put the child down. This should teach the guardian a lesson. Classes start tomorrow. I am scared. Of all places to be open 24 hours, you'd thing pharmacies would be it. Why do people think they know what would make me happy more than I do? Did I mention that doing laundry is "loads" of fun? And I will leave you with a conversation: Laura: My mom is so dumb Me: Yes she is Me: What now? Laura: I didn't go to church today, and she comes upstairs like, "okay i'm going to drive you to church now" "I can't, I have too much work to do" "blah blah" and she made me say a prayer in front of her or else I was grounded" Me: HAHAHA Me: OH MY GOD Me: That is really funny. Laura: And she said satan is standing right next to me. Me: "say a prayer or else you're grounded" Me: your mom is like the mom from Carrie Me: She is freaking me out. Me: how's Satan Laura: He's fine |
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