Wake up, the house is on fire,
and the cat's got in the dryer.
Philosophy's a liar when your home is your headstone.
"Icon" is the last chance for hope
when there's no such thing as heroes.
Your faith lies in the ditch that you dug yourself in.
Last chance to piss it all away.
Nothing but hell to pay when the lights are going down.

Deadbeat holiday-celebrate your own decay.
There's a vacant sign that's hanging high on a noose over your home.
Deadbeat holiday-get on your knees and pray. 
There's a vacant sign that's hanging high but at least you're not alone.
Thursday, February 14, 2002  8:00pm
I got my haircut today.  I love getting my haircut.

It sounds like there is someone drilling into my house right now.  With a drill, of all things.

So Julia is making me update.  I went to the bank today and the lady looked at me like "god you come here often, and yet you still don't have money" and i said "hello."

I also worked out today and I saw Hailey.  I ran and i sweated more than usual which is really weird. 

I have nothing to say so I am going to tell you a story I would have told you the day it happened except I didn't have this webpage.

Okay so one week last semester when I came back home from VCU I went out with Laura and Mike Shlenker and Greg Sprinke.  Somewhere along the way, Laura left and this kid, Mark, came along with us.  Now Mark used to be so mean to me in elementary school.  Him and that asshole Matt Wilcox always made fun of me and told people I was posessed.  So that was sixth grade, and I hadn't talked to Mark since.  So this evening we were all sitting around and I was like "do you remember making fun of me in sixth grade?"  and he was like "Did you go to (My elementary school)?"  and i was like "yes" and he was like "i don't remember" and i was like "well you really hurt my feelings"  and he was like "oh my god i am so sorry what did I do" and I told him.  And he felt really really bad.  He felt bad for doing it but he felt even worse for not remembering and not thinking of how his actions affected the lives of posessed girls, i mean others.  So I don't have to take him to Jenny Jones or Ricki Lake to show him that I'm all hot now.  Or at least I am exorcized.

So it's valentines day.  Happy to anyone who cares.

Family Guy is on, I must go watch it, you are distracting me again.
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