december13

I was watching the news last night, and the anchorwoman talked like Yoda. This surprised me because I didn't know I'd know how Yoda spoke. "What a roller coaster this month it's been."

I wish Ananda Lewis was my sister.

I've been watching a lot of television latley. I think this is to make up for the four months of not wactching tv at all. I am finally starting to feel in touch with the world.

I really like the collect call commercial with that hot girl in it, and those two teenage boys are going to make a collect call, and one goes "I AM GOING TO MAKE A COLLECT CALL!" just so that hot girl will come. That is funny, or maybe it's just television.

If someone told me I could never work or go to school again, I would be sad, but I'm sure I could find other things to do. I think this is how people get homeless.

I want to go to beauty school. Not to learn how to make myself more beautiful, but to learn how to make others more beautiful. Because let me tell you, after watching tv all day, others need it.

Check out the things I hate, there's a new one today.