billy

On what some hick would say: "I'm gonna plastic fuck him up the butt."

On homework: "My dad says 'you need to come home to, you know, study and stuff.' I spend like 5 hours in front of the TV , eh, studying every night."

On chess: Where's the chess set I got some rapin' to do.

On Self-Image: "I'm a fuck GQ model testosterone beast."

On Absurdity: "I'd never put shoe polish on my pants."