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Gerry Flek: She was very popular back then she had dozens of boyfriends
Cookie Flek: Hundreds.
Gerry Flek: Hundreds?
Cookie Flek: mmm...yeah, hundreds.
Gerry Flek: I did not know that.

Gerry: I did not want to dance cause uh, I kept saying "I can't dance I can't I've got two left feet! I've got two left feet.
Cookie: I thought he was kidding.
Gerry: But I wasn't. Uh, I was born with two uh, left feet.

Harlan Pepper: The bloodhound of all the breeds is just such a loyal person, dog. I mean you can't find a better dog on the whole planet earth. And I would guess that if one day they land on some other planet Venus or Mars, you coulnd't find a better dog.

Scott (to butcher): Do me a favor, just get one of those pepperoni sticks out, I just want to hold it.
Stephan: Will you stop!?

Sherri-Ann Cabot: Lesley and I have been together five years. We have an amazing relationshiop, and it's very physixal. I mean, he still pushes all my buttons, and people say "oh but he's so much older then you" and you know what? I'm the one having to push him away. We both have so much in common. We both love soup, we love the outdoors, uh we love snow peas, and um talking and not talking. Uh, we could not talk or talk forever and still find things to not talk about.

Meg Swan: We met at Starbucks. Not at the same starbucks but we saw eachother at different Starbucks across the street from eachother. And Hamilton got up the courage to walk across the street one day and...approached me.

Christy Cummings: With Sherry-Ann we have this fantastic friendship too it's really great. And we have a little bit of a family dynamic which pretty much mirrors what I grew up with you know my father was the task master the disciplinarian.
Sherry-Ann: Total disciplinarian, like, mister punishment.
Christy: Well, and I also reward. But um Sherry is responsible for the unconditional love.
Sherry-Ann: And decorative abilities.
Christy: Exactly the heart and the soul you know which is what my mother did and that was her job you know she was there for the unonditional love and it worked for my family. Until my mom commited suicide in 81'.

Scott: Oh these have to come because...
Stephan: Counting those I have you you've already packed six kimonos.
Scott: Tha'ts alright so here's seven.
Stephan: We're in Philadelphia for 48 hours.
Scott: So that's seven..so I need one more.
Stephan: I think we're overpacking don't you?
Scott: NO!

Meg Swan: Thank's for you help, you stupid HOTEL MANAGER

Trevor Beckwith (commentator): I think the Shih-Tsu is a terrific dog.
Buck Laughlin (commentator): What's that one?
Trevor: The Shih-Tsu.
Buck: The Shih-Tsu! That's a one ya don't, you dont play around with do you it doesn't come trippingly off the tounge. "Stewardess can I take a Shih-Tsu on my carry on or does it have to be stowed?
Trevor: Yes, an old joke but a good one nonetheless.

Best in Show is one of my top ten favorite movies. I don't know what the other nine are but this is one of the top ten.
If you've ever seen Spinal Tap or Waiting for Guffman, Best in Show is exactly the same as those. It's by the same people and Christopher Guest is in all of them.
Best in Show is a "mockumentary" which means that at first glance you think you're watching a documentary, but when you actually calm down and pay attention you realize the whole thing is fake and the people are just actors.
The whole movie is imrovized. The basic story is written, but every scene itself is done on the spot. This means that it is very funny and that all the actors in the movie are very talanted.
It's about a dog show. There are five different dogs that are focused on and all the people are really funny.
I would have put more quotes up there but most of why the movie is so funny is because of the delievery of the words. Also because it's not scripted. Just go watch the damn movie.