Hi!

This is Dan The Automator who you probably know from Gorillaz, and I want to tell you about someone VERY close to me, Nathaniel Merriweather, who is (puttin' my, excuse me HIS, modesty aside for one moment!) a LOVE MACHINE!

Word is that YOU need help with your seduction techniques (remember you can NEVER be TOO GOOD), and I'm introducin' you to Nathaniel to bring YOU all the seduction success you deserve.

He has the chat-up lines YOU need...for example....

"Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I can see myself in your pants" 

"Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? No?

Let's go upstairs and talk?"

He has dating advice for men...

for example...

 - never tape any of her body parts together

 - buying her dinner does not equal foreplay

He has dating advice for women...

 for example...

 - of course he wants another beer

 - he does NOT just want to be friends

He has hints and tips to make YOU more successful with the opposite sex...

 for example...

- use Eye Contact; A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a

 man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many

women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily

 due to shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not

 located in her

 chest.

He tells YOU about the ultimate aphrodisiac...- 2 parts Hennesey to 1 part Lovage

He tells YOU about the ultimate seduction tool...- Nathaniel Merriweather presents 'Lovage: Music To Make Love To Your Old

Lady By' featuring Dan The Automator, Prince Paul, Jennifer Charles, Mike Patton, Maseo, and more...

ALL THIS AND MORE at www.lovage.co.uk - remember you can NEVER be TOO GOOD with the opposite sex!

Respect.

Nathaniel Merriweather (OK I admit it... aka Dan The Automator!)