| (ALTERNATE) TERMS & CONDITIONS OF SMS@GRIP 2005 :P | HIDDEN
BONUS ITEM #5 OUT of 5 |
Overall Structure Layout
This camp shall be held
for a total of 3 days and 2 nights whereby campers will begin their torture
on Friday night commencing at 1900 hrs. Torture will continue until Sunday
afternoon, upon which the shackles on the prisoners' (did we say prisoners?
We meant "campers") wrists and ankles shall be opened and set free.
Food And Accomodation
Food shall be provided for 3 days (excluding Sunday lunch). You shall all
be fed with nothing more than a measly piece of moldy bread and perhaps a
quick hosing from the fire hydrant for drinks. Alternatively, if we're feeling
generous on that day, we may offer you a piece of dehydrated chicken bone
to go with that piece of bread. Who ever said we're unkind individuals? :P
Fees And Charges
A small fee of RM10 (Ringgit Malaysia ten) will be imposed for all participants
of SMS@GRIP 2005 by the hour. Failure to pay up will result in either (A)
the participant gets tossed out of the compound or (b) we'll lower you down
in the crocodile pit. Depends on how generous we feel that day. You (might)
get a plastic knife to fend off those nasty crocs if you're lucky.
Games
"All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy". This is our motto,
and due to these reasons, we've decided to let you all enjoy working hard
by pulling logs from one end to the other and subsequently feeding the fore
mentioned log(s) into the sawing machine. The end result for each log is a
tiny toothpick measuring 5' x 0.2'. After that, you'll all be forced to pull
logs again under the hot sun and with 20 jailers whipping you. Fun, isn't
it?
Registration
Registration for SMS@GRIP 2005 is by first-come-first-serve basis, and we
will strictly not tolerate any last-minute pleas. Anyone who forces their
registration form into the box will automatically be wrestled to the ground,
have their feet set in Grade A cement and be thrown into the nearest lake,
whereby they'll be "sleeping with the fishes" for eternity. We can
guarantee you'll never see sunlight again nor breathe fresh toxic air. That
or it's your money back.
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