What music do Mummies like?
(Submitted by Rebecca
Flaten)
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What did the math book say to the history book?
(Submitted by
Rebecca Flaten)
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What did the doctor say to the man who complained he was
shrinking?
(Submitted by Roger Lang)
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What did King Kong say when he called the wrong
number?
(Submitted by Vivian Pimentel)
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How do you make seven even?
(Submitted by Erica
Shaffer)
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What do you call a country where all the automobiles are
pink?
(Submitted by RCABEACH)
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What do snakes do after they have a fight?
(Submitted by Tyler
T.)
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How many seconds are in a year?
(Submitted by Sheila
M.)
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What kind of witch lives on the beach?
(Submitted by Treasure
D.)
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When is a car not a car?
(Submitted by Jeff
Allen)
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What is yours, but your friends use it more than you
do?
(Submitted by Navinduth M.)
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What do skeletons use to communicate?
(Submitted by Natalie
F)
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Why do dogs scratch themselves?
(Submitted by
Miniberry)
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Five guys walk into a bar, why didn't the sixth?
(Submitted by
Daryl P.)
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Why did Cinderella's soccer team always lose?
(Submitted by
Alex Griffin)
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Why did Cinderella's coach sit her on the bench?
(Submitted by
Patrick M.)
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A butcher is six foot tall, wears size 14 shoes, and has a 50
inch waist. What does he weigh?
(Submitted by Eric
Davies)
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You are trapped in a room with no windows and a locked door. How
do you get out?
(Submitted by Vickie)
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Who said: "Duh suddle cub
up to borrow"?
(Submitted by
Patrick M.)
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Forewards it is heavy,
backwards it is not.
What is
it?
(Submitted by Amy Crawford)
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The more you feed it
The more it grows high
But if you give
it water
It shall quickly Die
What is it??
(Submitted by
Jasmine And Sherwin)
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The Begining of eternity
The end of space
The begining of
every end
The end of every place
What am I??????
(Submitted by Jasmine And Sherwin)
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Why is the sun so bright?
(Submitted by Jasmine And
Sherwin)
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What starts with P, ends with E, and has thousands of letters in
it?
(Submitted by Sara)
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A man driving through the woods hit a rabbit. Quickly stopping
his car he pours a bottle of liquid over the rabbit. The rabbit
jumps up and walks back into the woods waving goodbye all the way.
What was in the bottle?
(Submitted by Kyle
Garrett)
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Why did a man get off the elevator everyday on the 15th floor and
walk upstairs to his home on the 27th floor?
(Submitted by
Shannon Potter)
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Ten copycats were sitting on a bridge. One jumped off, how many
were left?
(Submitted by NYWillie)
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Issues, issues, issues, issues, issues, issues, issues, issues,
issues, issues, what do you need next?
(Submitted by Marilyn
Stevens)
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What did the cherry tree say to the farmer?
(Submitted by
Janey)
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What is the difference between a teacher and a train?
(Submitted by RNPUTMAN)
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