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Q. WHICH BROTHER OF KALIDAS MAKES SHOES?

A. ADIDAS

I want triplets, You want twins, Lets get in bed and see who wins!

If you need advice, text me... if you need a friend, call me ... if you need me, come to me... if you need money.......<WBR>. SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED! </WBR>

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If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u are a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my “FRIEND” u r the “BEST”!!!!!!!!<WBR>! </WBR>

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Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan....Woh hamari gali me aaye...

<WBR>Sincere Apology : If u dont like any of my SMS n dont like 2 read, then plz dont hesitate, feel free to..... Throw ur mobile.</WBR>
 

2) It was Santa's wedding anniversary.

Preeto :Shall v have Tandoori chicken to celebrate?

Santa: why punish da poor chicken for da mistake v have made

Fizao me tum ho Hawao me tum ho Baharo me tum ho Dhoop me tum ho chhaon me
tum ho.Sach hi suna tha.buri aatma ka koi thikana nahi hota...

 U'r very special for me. I'm very concerned about u'r safety. But I can't be
with u always. So please, Take Care of yourself when u jump from 1 tree 2 another!

Definition of a Nurse
" a young and beautiful woman who fingers you in all places n holds your hand and then expects your pulse to be normal...!

 To,
The A.C.P,
Police station

Respected Sir,
As my friend forgot to SMS me,I kindly request u to take action against him &
encounter His USELESS mobile

 Yeh kis tarah yaad aa rahe ho,
Aankhen band hai phir bhi nazar aa rahe ho,
Na jane kyon aisa lagta hai jaise saamne khade ho aur POONCHH HILAA rahe
ho...!!!

Aankho me "SHARAFAT" Chaal me "NAzAKAT" Dil me "SACHCHAI" aur Chehre
me "SAFAI" phir kyon na bole her LADKI apko "BHAI".

Birds love you, monkeys love you, hippos love you, snakes love you, tortoise love you, giraffe loves you..... Please go back to ZOO, they all really miss U!

Ur smile can be compared with Flowers, Ur voice can b compared with a cuckoo, Ur innocence can b compared with a baby, but in foolishness.<WBR>.. You've got no comparisons !

Airhostes to Laloo : R U a vegetarian or non vegetarian Sir ? Laloo : I m a Saggitarian! Airhostes : Sir aap mansahari hain ya shakahari? Laloo : Hum BIHARI hain...!

God saw u hungry, he created Domino's pizza. He saw u thirsty, he created Pepsi. He saw u in dark, he created light. He saw ME without problems, he created YOU !

When I C the moon I C U, When I C the stars I C U, when I C the Sea I C U, get out of the way you are blocking my view.
Tusi bade gr8 ho, rsgule di pl8 ho, cok di cr8 ho, ande da oml8 ho, sms krne me bde la8 ho, jlebi di tra str8 ho. Par jo bhi ho, tusi mere fav8 ho

Life without u is impossible. U r in my blood. Cannot stay for a sec without u. If there u aren't, I'm dead. Excuse me, I'm talking of oxygen.

U r the one whose so smart, U r the one whose so charming, U r the one whose so caring, U r the one whose so good looking. And, I'm the one who is spreading these rumors.

I need you... I love you... I can't go anywhere without you... Oh my lovely... SHOES !

What is true friendship ? U cry & I cry. U sad, I sad, U laughing, I laughing, U jump out of window... I look down... I am still laughing !

Your network tariff has changed. Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper.....<WBR>... You can make free calls!</WBR></WBR>

1. sardarji goes to the see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him "kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai"
Sardarji replies "Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata "


2. Sardarji is buying a TV. "Do you have color TVs?"
Sure." "Give me a green one, please."


3. Our sardarji was filling up an application form for a job.
He promptly filled the columns titled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS etc. Then he came to the column "Salary Expected"
He was not sure as to what to be filled there. After
much thought he wrote : Yes


4. Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him.
Somebody stops him and asks "kyon bhai, ye sab kyon
leke baithe ho?"

Sardarji replies "Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na marjaun"


5. Santa meets Banta

Santa: "so have you moved to a new house"
Banta: "No."
Santa: "Why not? You advertised to sell your old house, didn't u?"
Banta: "Yes, but when I read the ad, I realized it was just the
home I was looking for!".


6. Sardarjee to Sunita: "I want to marry you"

Sunita: "But I am one year elder to you."

Sardarjee: "No Problem, then I will marry you next year."


7. Once upon a time, a Sardarji saw a boy who wore his cap in the back direction.
This event really harrased the social nature of sardarji and
then he also decided to wear his pagari in the backward direction.
While he was on his way to his office another Sardar saw him and asked "Sardar ji aa rahe ho ke jaa rahe ho"


8. Sardarji: We have to learn Telugu within 6 months or we will not
be able to communicate with my child.

Friend: Is it! Why? Sardarji: We have adopted a telugu child and
it will start to speak after 6 months.


9. Once a Sardarji was going to his office.
On the way he slipped on a banana peel and was badly hurt.
Next day , on his way to the office, he noticed a banana peel
and Later after two days, he noticed two banana peels and
exclaimed" ari sala, aaj to choice hai"!!!!!!


10. So this sardarji is walking the other day and comes across a banana peel on the road.
Can you guess what he might be thinking?? Saala aaj bhi girna padega!!! 

Man:Bholaji where were u born?
Bholaji: Bihar.
Man: which part.
Bhola: oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body born in Bihar".

Lawyer to Bhola: Gita pe haath laga kar kaho ke...
Bhola: yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court me bulaiya. ab fir gita pe haath.

Banta's son: dad there is some one on the door 2 collect donations for a swimming pool.
Banta: give him a glass of water.

Bhola gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this.
Bhola:"I've been promoted as branch manager."

One Bholaji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. U know Why? Because he wanted to check where the
question paper is leaking...

Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
Bhola:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it...

Bhola at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!

Bholaji standing below a tube light with a open mouth.......<WBR>.........<WBR>. WHY? because his doctor advised him "Todays dinner should be light" </WBR></WBR>

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4 hightech Bhola inventions:
---Waterproof towel
---Solar powered torch
---Book on how to read
---Pedal powered wheel chair.

Why did Bhola cut the sides of the capsule before taking it?
Guess what ---To avoid side effect!

A Bhola invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss. Do u know what the business was? He opened a Saloon in Punjab!.

Bhola and his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Bhola says... Drink quickly.....<WBR>.
Wife asks why...
Bhola says coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10 </WBR>

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Why was Bholaji writing the exam near the door bcoz it was an entrance exa</WBR></WBR>