Episode Two.

Hello and welcome to the second episode of Big Brother SE! This week all the house guests will be meeting each other for the first time. Since they are all such large characters we will introduce one new guest every half hour until they are all in. Just before the show began they all drew straws to see in what order they will enter and here are the results.

Dracula

Norman Bates

Michael Myers

Ghostface

Freddy Kruger

Frankenstein

The Mummy

Ben Willis

Pinhead

Jason Voorhees

We would like to mark the passing of straw holder Janice Wiggan who sadly felt the full anger of Jason after he discovered he had the shortest straw. Are hearts and prayers are with her family. This show is dedicated to her memory and that of the chicken with which she was killed�

So here we are and Dracula and Norman Bates are entering the household together. This is a monumental moment as they approach each other and shake hands; Big Brother is off!

BATES: Pleased to meet you, I.. I�m Norman Bates.

DRAC: My name is Count Dracula. Velcome to my humble home.

BATES: A.. Actually this is the Big Brother house. It�s all our homes for a while.

DRAC: I know but everyone expects me to say something like that. It�s tradition.

BATES: Well, I�m off to make my bed. We want everything tidy for when the others arrive.

DRAC: Of course. Make yourself comfortable. I vill be in the cellar.

BATES: We don�t have a cellar.

DRAC: Oh? In that case I vill be in the closet.

As you can see the two of them got off on the right thought. Norman seems to making everything nice and comfy; he should know how after all he runs a Motel. However Dracula has gone straight into the closet. Could this be a sign of anti-social behaviour?

Well, it�s been half an hour and they�ve settled in nicely; though we have heard nothing of Dracula since he went to his closet. That leaves just Norman to greet our next contestant, Mr Michael A. Myers! Here he comes now, he looks a little baffled to me; notice the tilted head. But he�s excepting Norman�s hand shake so that�s a good sign.

BATES: Rough hands you have there. E.. Ever thought of trying moisturiser? I.. It can really soften your skin.

By the tilt of his head I think Michael may be considering this. But wait, what�s he doing now? He better put that knife down if he doesn�t want to be kicked out the house. There we go. Now he�s heading over to the chicken house, perhaps he�s hungry? Nope, he�s sat down on the grass and gone into a catatonic state. Things seem quite slow in the house at the moment but we still have another seven to enter.

Next in is Ghostface, everyone�s favourite Scream killer. Norman�s greeting him but the others are off on there own. Well, what do you expect; after all Norman does run a motel, he knows how to show hospitality.

BATES: Sorry I�m the only one here. The others are occupied.

GF: That�s alright. I know what there like.

BATES: Of� of course you do. After all don�t you watch a lot of there films?

GF: Exactly. So, where�s the bedroom, I�m knackered.

BATES: This way.

Well as you can see we have the first sign of some of our guests beginning to bond. Maybe its due to the fact that they both like to talk or maybe its because Ghostface hasn�t ever taken the piss out of Norman, I don�t know. But this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

Ghostface and Norman are both ready to greet our next contestant, Mr Freddy Kruger. It may be just me but Ghostface is looking a little nervous around the Dream Killer; could this be giving us a clue to his real identity? Who knows. Anyway here�s Freddy!

BATES: Welcome Mr Kruger.

FREDDY: Call me Freddy. Hey kid.

GF: Who ya calling kid?

FREDDY: Lighten up. We�re gonna have fun!

BATES: I.. I expect we will.

FREDDY: So, where does everyone sleep?

BATES: There are two bedrooms. We can divide them up once everyone has arrived.

FREDDY: I don�t sleep much. Well, lets take a look.

Freddy seems to be giving Ghostface some funny looks; perhaps this could lead to a confrontation. Well, all the house guests know they aren�t allowed to kill each other or they loose there chance of gaining the prize but it doesn�t mean we won�t be seeing sparks flying. Still, I wonder what Dracula is up too; maybe we�ll see more of him once the sun sets.

This is strange. No one is about to greet Frankenstein as he enters the Big Brother house. Wait, they�re all in the garden; it seems Michael has eaten one of the chickens which has caused quite some commotion. Poor old Frankenstein is forgotten. Still, he doesn�t seem to mind; he�s just gone and stood in the corner.

FREDDY: Look Mikey, you can�t just eat all the chickens.

BATES: We all have to learn to share.

Michael seems quite unconcerned by the worries.

FREDDY: Hey! Anyone home in there? This guy is dull!

GF: I really hate what the sequels did to you Freddy.

FREDDY: What�s that supposed to mean?

GF: Your about as scary as Pink Elephant.

FREDDY: Don�t get me mad kid! At least I don�t just copy everyone.

GF: I don�t copy. I just show you how it should be done.

BATES: E� Everyone just calm down.

Sparks are flying already in the house! It�s going to be interesting to see who sides with who. But all that comes later because we�ve got to introduce the next guest!

Dracula has made an appearance! Yes, he and Frankenstein are here to greet The Mummy; is this a sign that all the oldies will be banding together? I think it is!

DRACULA: Velcome to the Big brother house.

MUMMY: I thank you.

(note all Egyptian translated!)

FRANKENSTEIN: Garg.

DRACULA: The others are fighting out in the yard. They von�t seem to co-operate.

MUMMY: A shame. It will be one of us that takes the prize.

DRACULA: Exactly, they vill not stand a chance.

Oh, the intrigue! Things are definitely going to be interesting! But will these three really be able to hold there own? And what about Norman; he was about when these guys were popular, will he join them? All these questions and as yet no answers!

It�s time for the next contestant and Norman, Ghostface, Michael and Freddy are all here to greet him. Ben Willis is a nineties killer and so will probably get on with Ghostface. Lets see!

BEN: What a ragged bunch.

GF: Hi Ben. Good to see you.

BEN: Alright Ghostface. It�s been a while.

BATES: You two no each other?

BEN: We met at a "I killed Sarah Michelle Gellar" convention a few years back.

GF: Had a laugh; went out for sea food.

FREDDY: How romantic.

BEN: Watch it Day Dream.

FREDDY: Hey! I was killing kids while you were still sucking your mom�s tits!

BATES: Now, now. That�s no way to speak about someone�s mother.

FREDDY: Whatever schitzo.

It seems three eras are beginning to form into groups. The classics, the slasher kings and the new guys from the nineties. But will they be able to work together when it comes to the weekly challenges and will there votes be biased because of this?

Nearly everyone has entered, the last two will be coming in together as the first two did. They are the demonic Cenobite known as Pinhead and the unstoppable killing machine Jason Voorhees. And everyone is waiting for them in the garden; under the light of a full moon. This is our first chance to see all ten contestants together and interacting. Will it become apparent who will be nominated first? We will see!

PINHEAD: I am here.

BATES: Mr Spenser?

PINHEAD: In a manner yes.

BATES: And Mr Voorhees. Please to meet you both.

He seems taken back by them not excepting his handshake.

PINHEAD: I am here to play the game, to win the prize. Nothing more. The souls will be fed to my God, Leviathan Lord of the labrynth.

FREDDY: Yeah, whatever. Want a beer?

GF: It�s good stuff.

FREDDY: That�s one thing I must agree with ya on kid.

DRACULA: The wine is exceptionally good vintage.

MUMMY: Almost 200 years old.

PINHEAD: I am interested in nothing of this sort. I am here for Souls alone.

FREDDY: Hey, well join the club. Souls are my speciality.

PINHEAD: Tell me more.

Well seems Pinhead and Freddy are getting down to a good old chin wag. But what about the others? Frankenstein, Mummy and Dracula have definitly put themselves apart from the others. Ben and Ghostface are catching up and old times so lets take a look at Norman, Michael and Jason.

BATES: Would you like some tea?

They don�t reply.

BATES: Any drink?

Jason seems to be fairly bored. But he just noticed Michael staring at him.

BATES: Isn�t it a nice evening?

They don�t seem to here him, they�re to involved staring at each other. But is it hatred, friendship, understanding? We shall see.

BATES: My mother always said to me�

Norman seems to have got there attention now. Not surprising as they both have strong ties with family. Jason�s only ever loved one person and that was Pamela Voorhees; his dear mum. Michael on the other hand killed his family; these guys are strong opposites of each other.

BATES: She said we family is very important. You know what else she said? She said I should keep away from all those dirty girls.

Michael and Jason look at each other; they seem to be thinking something over. What are they doing now, they�re nodding in agreement and now are all going over to have a drink together. Well, what a surprise! Who would have thought that these three would have created a bond like that! I expect we have a great number of surprises awaiting us over the next few weeks and I for one look forward to it.

And so we reach the end of our second show. Next episode we will watch them undergo there first challenge at the end of which two will be nominated to leave the house. Then you, the reader, get to decide who goes and who stays. Until then, have one and we�ll see you next time on Big Brother : Slasher Edition!