Episode One.
Hello and welcome to this brand new series of Big Brother. Once again ten contestants will be locked up within the Big Brother house and given a variety of challenges; each week you, the reader, gets to vote someone out! For this first special show we�re going to introduce you to the contestants. Let�s see that list in full:
Before they all enter the house we�re going to give you the low-down on our bunch of eager participants. The Leprechaun was going to join us but sadly the little shite was eaten by Michael so we brought in special guest Norman Bates to take his place. Anyway, here they are!
Name: Michael A. Myers
Age: Roughly 40
Sex: Male
Favourite Time of Year: Halloween
Favourite Food: Dog
Motive: Cursed by Thorn to kill his family. Infected by pure Evil.
Vitals: Michael has so far featured in six movies and is soon to star in another. He has an impressive body count including many members of his own family. We guess this will put him at odds with Jason and Norman who are very fond of there mothers. However he has only appeared to truly die beyond reproach once and so has a good chance of surviving.
Verdict: We predict Michael will make it too the end and maybe even win the prize!
Name: Jason Voorhees
Age: Roughly 50
Sex: Male
Favourite Time of Year: Friday the 13th
Favourite Food: Wild Animals
Motive: Revenge for his mothers death and anyone who trespasses on his home.
Vitals: With his trademark hockey mask and a vast array of weaponry Jason is definitely someone going places. He has just finished his 8th film taking him even further than Manhattan; into the reaches of space! He has died many times and isn�t much more than a lumbering death sentence.
Verdict: He�ll do well as long as he sticks to the rules!
Name: Freddy Kruger
Age: Roughly 50
Sex: Male
Favourite Time of Year: Bedtime
Favourite Food: Souls
Motive: Revenge on those who killed him; power from Dream Demons.
Vitals: Sex fiend turned demonic being Freddy has some pretty nasty powers. The problem is he�s at his best when his victims asleep so he won�t always have the upper hand. Still after 7 movies he has had a lot of practice and so will probably go far. Extra Note, he has a long postponed grudge with Jason which could lead to sparks flying in the Big Brother house.
Verdict: Will reach the finals as long as he stops telling so many bad jokes and just kills already!
Name: Elliot Spenser aka Pinhead
Age: Roughly 70
Sex: Male / None
Favourite Time of Year: The Annual Puzzle Solvers Conference
Favourite Food: Does not eat
Motive: To bring Order to Earth and torture souls in order for them to be fed to Leviathan, the God of Desire.
Vitals: Once a friendly human chap called Elliot; now one of the most evil and dangerous beings to exist! When he solved the Box he was dragged to Hell and transformed into a Cenobite. He quickly rose up ranks and bacame second to leviathan himself. He may have only appeared in 5 films but he has another, Hellseeker, coming and he has done a lot of damage in his time. Pinhead looks set to go far.
Verdict: Prospects look good, this guy has Hell backing him up!
Name: Norman Bates aka Mother
Age: Roughly 20
Sex: Male / Female
Favourite Time of Year: Mother�s Day
Favourite Food: Mothers home made cooking
Motive: To kill all those dirty girls!
Vitals: Norman may look out of place but beneath that friendly outer layer lurks a brutal killer. Norman has TWICE killed his supposed Mother and assumed her identity and has cut a path through many beautiful young women. With four films and a re-make to his name this guy should not be ignored.
Verdict: Will be over looked at first but then surprise everyone with his deeper feelings�
Name: Ghostface aka who knows?
Age: Unknown
Sex: Unknown
Favourite Time of Year: Unknown
Favourite Food: Unknown
Motive: Unknown
Vitals: Erm� three films. Likes to make fun of the others. Don�t know much more!
Verdict: Judging from above he�s not going to be too popular within the Big Brother house and will probably go quite early on.
Name: Ben Willis
Age: Roughly 50
Sex: Male
Favourite Time of Year: July 4th
Favourite Food: Sea Food
Motive: To kill those who know about him and his murders.
Vitals: He may only have two films but another is rumoured and you have to hand it to the guy, he is persistent. Why, when they think he�s dead, he goes after Julie James is anyone�s guess but he does keep the Hook flying. He has some brutal kills and quite a creepy costume. Bonus, he killed Sarah Michelle Gellar.
Verdict: He�ll do well at first but eventually he�ll be out of the house.
Name: Dracula
Age: Unknown
Sex: Male
Favourite Time of Year: Night time
Favourite Food: Blood
Motive: Ummm� he�s the Prince of Darkness for goodness sake!
Vitals: What can we say? Endless films based around him, Dracula spawned a whole cult of movies and the like. He definitly has a high role but there are draw backs. He�s a bit of an golden oldie and were not sure how he�ll face up too the younger generation of killers. Still he always come back however much you kill him!
Verdict: Fifty- Fifty.
Name: The Mummy
Age: Old
Sex: Male
Favourite Time of Year: Unknown
Favourite Food: Unknown
Motive: To raise his beloved from the dead and kill anyone who disturbs him.
Vitals: As with Dracula this guy is a classic. We predict he will get on well with Jason and Norman giving him a firm foundation within the household. However he tends to be on the slow side and can�t get much done which will hinder the challenges.
Verdict: Good at first but they may soon tire of his lack of speed.
Name: Frankenstein
Age: Unknown
Sex: Male
Favourite Time of Year: When it�s stormy
Favourite Food: Lightning bolts
Motive: he�s an insane monster, you work it out.
Vitals: Created by Doctor Frankenstein this beast went insane and killed his own �father�. Because of this we see a bond growing between him and Michael who also has family issues. Very strong which can help but with little brain which could lead to mishaps.
Verdict: He�ll be one of the first to go.
And there we have it. The contestants are ready to go so join us next time for are first trip into the Big Brother house!!!