(It is yet another exciting day in the land of Gondor, primarily because of the fact that a certain King and a certain insane teenage girl are getting married this day. In other words, Aragorn and Stevie, at long last are getting married. It�s been about a week since Aragorn�s coronation and now everyone is hyper again. Including Aragorn, who seems rather nervous behind the scenes.)
Boromir: What are you so worried about? You�ve wanted to do this for a long time and now you�re worried?
Aragorn: Just wait until you get married!
Boromir: (smirks) Yes, in three days. Such a dreadfully long wait. Are you ready?
Aragorn: No.
Boromir: (shoves him out the door) Too bad. Good luck.
(So now Aragorn actually finds himself at the Citadel where his coronation was held. Once again he sees all his old friends and comrades as well as his ecstatic and loyal subjects. He walks up to the official to be conducting the ceremony and awaits Stevie�s entrance. Stevie in the meantime, is as nervous as all heck right now. We can see her in anther room pacing nervously.)
Stevie: Oh! I don�t know if I can do this!
Harper: (smiles) You can, and whilst you debate with yourself Aragorn stands out there being fidgety thinking you�ve run off on him!
Stevie: He�s out there already?
Harper: (nods) Aye.
Stevie: Here it goes then! How do I look?
Harper: Aragorn will be blinded by your imminent beauty.
Stevie: Don�t get poetic with me. I look okay?
Harper: Aye, you look fine. Now go get married!
(And so Stevie nervously goes out to the citadel. She goes out to Aragorn, who clasps her hands in his and the two, in what seems like forever pledge themselves to one another and are finally married. The two share their first kiss as husband and wife on the steps of the citadel, the applause of the masses ringing in their ears, and holding hands they step down. They wave to the people, their friends in front, but then Stevie starts laughing hysterically.)
Aragorn: What are you laughing at?
Stevie: Look at Kit�s forehead!
Aragorn: Oh my word�..
(Aragorn really can�t help but laugh after that and Kit realizes they are laughing at her and suddenly everyone is looking at her laughing, herself included. Dressed in a gown gifted to her by her beloved Amrothos of Dol Amroth she looks stunning. The thing is, it isn�t that which has grabbed everyone�s attention, but the fact that her forehead does in fact have the word�s �Pippin�s Bitch� written on it.)
Stevie: Of all the random and inappropriate things to wear to my wedding she did that!
Aragorn: Does it bother you?
Stevie: No! That�s insane! Not to mention brilliant!
Aragorn: Go tell her to wash it off.
Stevie: In a few moments. We have a reception to attend to, don�t we?
Aragorn: Aye, that we do.
Stevie: Well, then come, husband mine. Let�s party hearty and get drunk!
Aragorn: I don�t know about the drunk part, but okay.
Stevie: Don�t sound so kingly. It�s our wedding night, and man, everyone knows that everyone gets wasted at a wedding reception.
Aragorn: Even at a royal one?
Stevie: There�s a first time for everything, love.
(Meanwhile at the wee little reception, everyone is having a blast. Literally because Gandalf is setting fireworks off outside. Stevie is taking this brief moment of freedom to see her friends outside.)
Stevie: Thank you all for everything! I�ve been so nervous lately I haven�t been myself nearly!
Kit: (points to her now clean forehead) That�s why I did this. Make you laugh insanely after what�ll probably be the best day of your life.
Stevie: Well, thanks. So when exactly are you three tying the knot?
Harper: Three days.
Van: Five weeks.
Kit: Isn�t a knot to tie yet!
Stevie: There will be! Don�t you worry!
Kit: Who said I�m worried? Amrothos is a really awesome guy and I�m beginning to fall in love with him, I think. I�m going to wait it out.
Harper: You think he will ask?
Kit: I hope he will some day. We�ve only known each other for a few days. WE need some time to get to know each other first.
Van: That sounds good. Mine�s five weeks away and I�m already nervous. How about you, Harper? You should be nuts by now with only three days to wait!
Harper: I�m not nervous, guys. Really, I�m not.
Stevie: Why the hell not?
Harper: Because for the last long while Boromir and I have been acting almost like we�re married. We ran a home at the Gladden River. With the exception of the ceremony, the official papers, and certain physical acts that sanctify marriage, we are.
Van: That is true. Well, are you excited in the least?
Harper: Oh yes, very excited. I�m getting married in three days to my knight in shining armor and my daisies are growing wonderfully.
Kit: (rolls her eyes) Your daisies!
Stevie: I think it�s pretty funny, actually. But the field is looking wonderful.
Harper: Well, when I told Boromir I wanted daisies at the wedding a month ago I didn�t expect him to have that entire section of the Pelennor cleaned up and planted entirely with daisies. Have you even been out there? There isn�t any grass save for the mound at the near center where we and the marriage official are supposed to stand. I hope you guys like swimming in a sea of daisies.
Kit: I�ve always wanted to do that!
Van: Yeah, who hasn�t?
Stevie: It�ll be lovely. Now if you�ll excuse me for the night ladies, my husband is calling for me.
(A while after the reception Stevie and Aragorn are on their way to the �royal chambers�. That�s what they�re called though Stevie for the life of her can�t figure out why they couldn�t dub it �the kingly snooze room� or something. Anyway, the two married and very happy newlyweds are strolling slowly down the hall.)
Aragorn: That was the best day of my life. Ever.
Stevie: And of mine. Valar, I was so nervous.
Aragorn: So was I, but Boromir shoved me out the door anyway. Tell me, are you happy?
Stevie: Of course I am. Happier than I think I�ve ever been.
Aragorn: As am I. Come on. It�s bed time.
Stevie: (grabs his hand and squeezes it gently) I love you, husband.
Aragorn: (smiles and kisses her hand) And I love you, my dearly beloved wife.
