Outside are set up speakers that are currently blasting "Play That Funky Music" by KC and the Sunshine Band. Around this little display gathers a rather large group of people. Now, this is a disturbing enough seen all by itself, but it becomes even more disturbing when we have the knowledge that inside the cardboard boxes is Buxtahoota. Well, there's always the slight detail that Gore is wearing the purple pimp hat. Anyway, Buxtahoota has a microphone and is talking through it, doing his Al Gore impression.
"Now all you people were really great about trying to vote for me. I know I still lost, but that's okay 'cuz I shag guys!"
Off to the side we see one small child tugging on his mother's sleeve. "Mommy, what's a shag?"
"Billy! Don't talk about such things!" she said harshly.
"I heard Daddy talking about a shag once with his friends from work. He said that--" the boy was suddenly cut off as his mother covered his mouth with her hands. Turning quite the shade of red, she then proceeded to drag Billy out of the crowd. Meanwhile, Bnuxtahoota is still doing his thing.
"I have come here today to talk to all you home dawgs about the importance of funkatizing and groovalizing!" said 'Gore'. The people cheer. "Ya'll need to chill it out!"
The people continue to cheer, save for the brief moment after one random man is mauled after yelling out the line "Damned hick! There's a reason why Bush won!" Actually, it was more like decapitated. You can see random limbs go flying and there were a few shrieks of tremendous pain. Bloody vicious democrats.
"From here on in, I ask that you get your groove on and become one with the funk. It makes the people happy and happy people just rock my socks! Thank you! Show your love for me by tithing with PiBB!" said 'Gore'. It is after this that the crowd randomly disperses, leaving our three homies with their podium, Al "The Guy Shagger" Gore, the lava lamps, and the bloody pulp that once was that poor poor republican.
Thelonius and WItt just stand there staring at eachother for a moment when Buxtahoota comes out from the box. He smirks. "I do believe, homies, that that was very effective!"