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3 keys
3 girls
died and was brought to the gates of heaven. Upon entering
the gate they were halted by St. Peter and his obedient
angel.
St. Peter
asked the girls, "Before entering you must answer this
simple question."
"Which is
...?", they replied in unison.
"Have you
been a good girl?", he asked the first girl.
"Oh yes",
she said. "I was a virgin before I got married and was
still virgin even after I got married." "Very good",
said St.Peter. "Angel, give this girl... the golden
key.
" Have you
been a good girl?", he asked the second girl.
"Oh,quite
good", she said. "I was a virgin before I got married
but was not after I got married." "Very good", said
St.Peter. "Angel, give this girl... the silver key."
"Have you
been a good girl?", he asked the third girl.
"Oh no,
not at all",she said. "I practically have sex with every
guy I met, before and after I got married. Anywhere,
anytime". "Very good", said St.Peter. "Angel, give this
girl.......my room key."
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