Marriage Proposal

An African king was visiting Royal Court of Siam. The King of Siam sent his extremely attractive and sexy secretary to accompany the king while he is in the Land of Freedom and instructed her to give him every assistance and be nice and don't say "no".

On the second day, the African king suddenly said to her "Please marry me." The secretary was stunned. She wanted to say "no" but remembered what her boss told her. So she said "I will but the person I marry must have the following three things, otherwise I cannot marry him."

She continued, "The first is that I must be given a 50-karat diamond." The African king said "50-karat diamond...okay! okay! I give! I give!" She was disappointed as it seems so easy to him. She decided to come up with a harder one.

"The second thing is that you must get me a nice 5,000 square feet apartment in New York and a 50,000 square feet vacation house in Paris." The king started calling his brokers and within minutes it was done and said "Okay! Okay! I build! I build!" Again she was very surprised as she thought that was hard.

Finally she came up with the ultimate requirement. She said "The last thing is that the man I marry must have a penis 12 inches long." Now the king started to look worried. He stood up and walk and walk, scratched his head, folded his arms, looking extremely disturbed.

Finally, the king turned and said to her sadly, "Okay! Okay! I cut! I cut!"