| Granny loves petty torments. With silence and strategy, Granny does everything in her power to piss you off when you have gotten on her bad side. Tonight, I managed to piss Granny off enough that upon getting home, the door was locked and blocked. When I managed to get inside, Granny had the CHRISTMAS TREE sitting in front of the door! I had to use all of my body weight to get the door open. She sat on her dirty couch, watching the spectacle and sipping her tea. I said nothing to her. I didn't even look at her. I just kicked the tree until it was out of my path, and left the door wide open as I proceeded to my apartment. I could hear her getting up to close the door and she lovingly shouted "goddamnit!" Her plan to piss me off had not worked, it had merely inconvenienced me. Tomorrow is a new day, and I am sure she'll cook up a plan in her rotten old noodle. |
