I wrote a letter to the army a few months ago, it reads as follows:
Dear Army,
My Granny has the most fantastic house! It is so clutter-filled that it's damn near impossible to navigate your way through without the possibility of being hurt, maimed, and/or possibly killed. I would like to offer my Granny's house as a training ground for some of your most elite forces. Training drills performed here would certainly be a challenge and a benefit to your soldiers. I believe this house is green beret quality, and would insure that you get only the best and most dedicated people willing to attempt this "hell house"
Enclosed are some pictures of this "training ground of the future"
Sincerely,
Her Granddaughter |
