grannysass

Granny has this really odd fascination with her anus, and she enjoys knowing about what other people's asses are doing as well. I bring before you the evidence of Granny's anal fixation.

Behold! Granny's medicine cabinet. If your anus is itchy, flaky, or generally causing you discomfort, Granny can cure you! She has a cream for every ass problem one might have. The tube of preperation-H is hidden, but I ASSure you, it's been well used. Granny applies massive amounts of ointments to her ass on a daily basis, and once she is done, she comes out of the bathroom and casually rinses her fingers under the faucet. It makes you want to eat her cooking even more! Most of her cooking has a medicinal taste to it, my lips are really moist and healthy.

Here is a picture of Granny's favorite shitting spot. Every morning after she has taken her dump, there is always a floater to greet me when I go to pee. I call this phenomenon "morning hash"
I'd like to direct your attention to the "Baby Fresh" wipes on the toilet. Granny doesn't use toilet paper, ever. She sometimes uses these baby wipes so her anus can be refreshed and rejuvenated. In this picture, Granny has once again neglected to flush the toilet, so there is some nice caked piss waiting for your hungry eyes.

Feeling a bit stopped up? Granny is! This is Granny's laxative. She sends in the "FLEET" to make sure she can shit and use her fantastic ass-wipes.