grannyhouse

Here we see Granny trying to clean up the house. Normally we wouldn't have even been allowed to take her picture. My quick thinking allowed for this moment to be captured.
Granny: "what's that, and why is it flashing?"
Me: "it's a magnetio-spectrometer! I got it from work. It looks like a camera, and acts like a camera, but really it is converting your image into a number. I'm simply collecting data."
Granny: "ohhhhh, whoooo"

We missed the swipe! Granny is too fast to be caught on camera. Here she is making a swift attempt at making that turquiose green countertop shine once again. Good work Granny!

It is well known that my Granny likes to take "walks" around the neighborhood and go rummage through other people's trash. This is Granny's laundry room, as you can see, laundry doesn't really get done. She is dedicated to washing her old, ripped up panties on a day-to-day basis, but the remaining clothes are ignored. She loves to donate my brand new clothes to Goodwill, but leaves my shitty old clothes for me. Thanks to Granny, some fucking bum on a streetcorner is wearing my beloved purple sweater that I had purchased only two days before it was donated. Most of this is shit from other people's trash. "Missing a pink bowl...anyone..anyone?"