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Taylor |
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| 	Homagawd... Taylor. |
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| 	Alright, now, Taylor is probably the most loved Hanson brother but he's the most hated Hanson brother at that. I mean, there is no happy medium. You either love 'im or you hate 'im. There's many facets to Taylor... he's sort of mysterious, sort of has a vulnerable quailitablity to him, and damn... that kid is feminine. |
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| 	As far as feminism, his name pretty much says it all. Jordan Taylor. Both names listed under boys and girls names... so, hey, that's pretty cool. And with his name seemingly comes some sensitivity and vulnerability that makes him seem nice and sweet and lovable. Any guy who can play piano as well as he does has got to have a soft side to him. |
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| 	And with his sensitivity, it labels him as the perfect Pisce person. The description follows Taylor perfectly. Shy. Quiet. Sensitive. Gifted in Music. |
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| 	But on the flip side, Taylor has a really tortured soul because of... sensitivity... etc. He's constantly labeled as capital S, sweet... and if someone doesn't like him, he's captial G, gay. I'm not saying he is or he isn't. It's none of our buisness on his choice of sexuality... but he's given a lot of signs that he is... and that he isn't: |
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| The earring: Isn't. |
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| 	Thank you thank you thank you for getting your left ear punched. |
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| The hair: Is |
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| 	The only thing I'm going to say here is that we're going to question a guy with long, blonde, pretty hair. And it's only Taylor we're going to to question. Who knows why... |
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| The tight pants: Isn't |
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| 	Okay... now. The tight, retro, hugging pants scream: I want girls to look at me. |
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| The tight pants: Is |
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| 	Okay... now. The tight, retro, hugging pants scream: I want guys to look at me. |
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Bottomline with the gay issue: |
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| 	Taylor, hon. If you aren't, thank god. If you are, we love you anyway. But... can you stop with the mixed signals? |
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| 	Taylor is also secure with being insecure about himself. I think he thinks: " Okay, I'm stumbling, I'm screwing up, people are assuming the worst about me, the labeled golden boy but that's okay. Isaac's going to cover for me. * Isaac makes some blantant comment about something * thanks, Ike. " |
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| 	What else... ah. But I mean, Taylor does have a really really great voice. We hear it often. We hear it in fast, loud songs. We hear it in slow, quiet songs. And... we all love it and we don't want it to change. |
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| What we love: |
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| 1. His eyes. ( They are really pretty. I'll give you that. ) |
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| 2. The way he walks. ( If you look back to the Albertane Tour video, and when he, Zac, and the bald dude Daryl are walking into the venue, he looks really really good from the back. ) |
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| 3. His drum skills. ( Hey... they're pretty cool. It's fun to watch them futz around with differenct instruments. ) |
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| 4. His shoes. ( They're really awesome and they're really stylish. And wow. Taylor has really big feet. ) |
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| 5. His flushed face. ( Aww... is Taylor embarassed? ) |
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| 6. Taylor at 14. ( I mean... so adorable. ) |
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| 7. His personailty. ( He's got a great one that we should all be so lucky to know a man like that. ) |
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| 8. His arms. ( They're looooooooooooong and stroooooooooooooooooong. ) |
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| 9. The new do. ( More power to ya, Mon Ami. ) |
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| 10. The picture of him holding Mackenzie. ( * faint * how sweet! ) |
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| 11. Lonely Boy. ( I think, at the time, Taylor really liked that song. But then again... I think he liked being 11 years old and getting to say: hell and get away with it. ) |
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| What we don't: |
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| 1. His thin... almost scrawny body. ( Tay... babe... do you eat?! ) |
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| 2. His odd need to grope himself. ( Watch Oprah. ) |
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| 3. His premenision that girls have the better deal about growing up from the ages of 11 to 15. ( DO NOT go there... you WILL NOT win. ) |
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| 4. His need to reveal himself. ( Taylor. Legs... Closed. ) |
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| 5. The way he stole the spot light in Middle of Nowhere. ( Middle of Nowhere: Taylor Hanson. Supporting musicians and vocalists: Isaac and Zachary Hanson. ) |
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| 6. His spoken part in Boomerang. ( Shapes? Sizes? Taylor! You were ten years old! ) |
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| 7. His contradictiveness. ( " There's a nasty rumor flying around that I swear constantly. That's not true. That's a rule in our house and I don't want to disobey my parents. " Okay then, Mr.Hanson. Explain this: " There were hands... grabbing, oh sh*t is was so amazing. " |
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| 8. He openly admitted his underwear choice. ( " Are you a boxers or briefs kinda guys? " " Um... boxers. " ) |
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| 9. He knows about the Speedo picture. ( But... why is he interested if it has a real buff body? ) |
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| 10. Again, like Isaac, QUIT refering the younger Hanson 4 as " siblings " (No...no no no no. They are people. ) |
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The long and the short of it: |
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Well... it wouldn't be Hanson without Taylor. He's got an outstanding amount of talent, character, and stamina. But he's just got issues... |
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