You Might be Portuguese if...

1. If you can hold more than one beer in your hand, plus a shot of Aniz in the other...you are Portuguese!
2. If you have a rooster napkin holder....you are Portuguese!
3. If you know and own all of Jorge Ferreira's or Chico Avila's albums....you are freakin Portuguese!
4. If the mirrors in your house are framed in gold...then you might just be Portuguese!
5. Does anyone in your family make wine in their garage???...Yea...you are Portuguese!
6. If you're drunk by 8:00am.... Well...you get the picture!...LOL
7. If you dip stale bread in meat juice and enjoy it....you're Portuguese!
8. If the outside of your house is painted green, yellow, blue, red or pink....HeeHee...you are Portuguese!
9. If you turned an old bath tub or tire into a planter for the front of your house...you're Italian....No...just kidding...you're Portuguese!
10. If you have crocheted doilies on your kitchen counters, dinning room, living room, bedroom...oh fuck...on all your tables....you're Portuguese for sure!
11. If you have a room in your house where everyone is forbidden to go to or be in...you know... the room with your first communion picture...yea...you guessed it..you're portuguese!
12. If you say "the continent" referring to main land Portugal...you may be Portuguese
13. If you walk in religious parades carrying a flag, or dressed up in a red cloak THAT WE ARE DAMN PROUD OF...its possible that...you ...you know!
14. If you have grape vines, favas, or couves growing in your back yard...you Sweetheart, are portuguese!
15. If one of your brothers drives a Honda Civic...God do i really have to tell you....!
16. If you drink wine with everything.... I MEAN EVERYTHING....you're Portuguese for sure!
17. If you have a "Tia Maria" and/or "Tio Jose"....DO I HONESTLY HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU!
18. Go to your freezer....See any fish??...chances are you got Bacalhau...if not...your mom just went out for some more!!
19. If your house has more plants in it than outside of it....Blah...Blah...you're Portuguese!
20. If you decorate your walls with plates ...LOL... Tu Es Portugues!!!
21. If your house is a mini church with just as may statues of saints and Jesus as your church itself....Oh yeah... you are Portuguese!
22. If you have to stay up till 12:00am on Christmas eve to open your gifts...Merry Christmas...you're Portuguese!
23. If you know what Bacalhau or a Malassada is...you're Portuguese for sure!
24. If you spend 75% of the day cleaning...you're Portuguese!
25. If people call you "pork and cheese" and you're not offended by it...What are you???? Hee Hee
26. If your Mom's idea of a good lunch is a "papeseco"....You may be Portuguese!
27. If you ask your mom "mae...what is there to eat?" and she says pao com Manteiga e queijo"...unfortunatly you are Portuguese!
28. And, if your barbecue has grilled more fish than any other meat known to man...... Buddy... admit it...you're either Portuguese or living on an island!!!!

PORTUGUESE PRIDE!