Pick-Up Lines to use on Math Chicks

1. Honey, you're sweeter than 3.14
2. If I were a function you would be my asymptote - I always tend towards you.
3. I wish I were a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
4. My love for you is like a fractal - it goes on forever.
5. Are you a topologist? because you know how to put my heart in a knot
6. Ever wonder what L'Hopital's rule has to say about limits in the form of me over you?
7. you fascinate me more than the fundamental theorem of calculus
8. I am equivalent to the Empty Set when you are not with me.
9. My love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function
10. hey baby, what's your sine?
11. Babe, you're as beautiful as 1.618 (The Golden Number)
12. You are the solution to my homogeneous system of linear equations.
13. What's your favorite linear transformation?
14. Let's take each other to the limit to see if we converge
15. You've got more curves than a triple integral
16. Euclid said that two parallel planes don't touch. Let's go back to my room and study some non-Euclidean geometry.
17. Here is an elementary proof of the First Fundamental Theorem of Love.
18. Let me show you that the function of my love for you is one to one and on to.
19. Are you the square root of 2? Because I feel irrational when I am around you.
20. How about we turn our binary operation into a group?
21. I see that you have two nice maxima, mind if I solve for the minimum?
22. I don't like my current girlfriend. Mind if I do a you-substitution?
23. You are one well-defined function!
24. How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the digits of your phone number?
25. Meeting you is like a switch to polar coordinates: complex and imaginary things are given a magnitude and a direction.
26. Let's convert our potential energy to kinetic energy (not purely math)
27. Your body has the nicest arc length I've ever seen.
28. Why don't you come up to my place to see my sliding ruler collection? (I really do have a sliding ruler)

• Nice calculator. Wanna iterate?
• There are many proofs of my theorem, but you are far and away the most elegant.
• Can I plug my solution into your equation? Would you like to see my Natural log?
• Shall I iterate using Newton's method to find your 0?
• I hope you know set theory because I want to intersect you and union you.
• Why don't you be the numerator and I be the denominator and both of us reduce to simplest form?
• Huygens' favorite curves were cycloids, but my favorite curves are yours.
• Let my ability to perform e-d proofs of a limit show you that E.D. doesn't limit my ability to perform.
• I don't care what Godel's Incompleteness Theorem says, because I know that you complete me.
• The volume of a generalized cylinder has been known for thousands of years, but you won't know the volume of mine until tonight.
• Archimedes cried out "eureka" and ran around naked and filled with joy when he discovered that the volume of a solid can be determined by how much it displaces. Spend more time with me and you will do the same.
• Your face has perfect reflective symmetry.
• Why can't love be a one to one function? Then our relationship could be injective.
• Why don't we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions.
• Now that the demonstration using Fermat's Little Theorem is over, here is a demonstration using my little man.
• I have a solution to Fermat's Theorem written on the inside of my pants.
• You have one compact set.
• I like the area bounded by your two curves.
• In game theory I study situations in which both players can win. You want to be a part of one?
• Want to see if my linear solution solves for the zero of your system of equations?
• I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don't believe me? Well, then, let's try it with your phone number.
• Are you a vector-valued function? Because I would really like to see how much you flux when I curl you.
• If you don't want to go all the way, you can still partially derive me.
• My vector has a large magnitude, care to normalize it?
• Being without you is like being a metric space in which exists a cauchy sequence that does not converge
• can I explore your mean value?
• Since distance equals velocity x time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
• i = Ø when I am not with you
• Your beauty defies real and complex analysis.
• I'll take you to the limit as x approaches infinity.
• Come on baby, let's off to a decimal place I know of and I'll take you to the limit.
• let me integrate our curves so that i can increase our volume
• your beauty cannot be spanned by a finite basis of vectors.
• my love is like an exponential curve. it's unbounded
• you and I add up better than a riemann sum
• I hope you know set theory because i want to intersect and union you
• I wish i was your problem set, because then i'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk.
• int[2x,x,10,13]?
• So cheap it's funny: A Math Romance
  They integrated from the very point of origin. Her curves were continuous, and even though he was odd, he was a real number. The day their lines first intersected, they became an ordered pair. From then on it was a continuous function. They were both in their prime, so in next to no time they were horizontal and parallel. She was awed by the magnitude of his perpendicular line, and he was amazed by her conical projections. "Bisect my angle!" she postulated each time she reached her local maximum. He taught her the chain rule as she implicitly defined the amplitude of his simple harmonic motion. They underwent multiple rotations of their axes, until at last they reached the vertex, the critical point, their finite limit. After that they slept like logs. Later she found him taking a right-handed limit, that was a problem, because it was an improper form. He meanwhile had realized that she was irrational, not to mention square. She approached her ex, so they diverged.