Funny Fake Quotations

"Don't put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow,"
George Bush

"If everything seems under control, you're not going fast enough,"
Fidel Castro

"When you don't know what to do , walk fast and look worried,"
Bill Clinton

"A bath is something you take when you find yourself in hot water, but it is a good thing after you just got out of deep shit,"
Mark Twain

"I'm writing a book, I got the page numbers done,"
Ronald Reagan

"Work fascinates me, I could sit and watch it for hours,"
Thomas Jefferson

"I smile because I have no idea what is going on,"
Saddam Hussein

"I don't use drugs, my dreams are frighting enough-how many of you dreamed about dogs truning into cookies,"
Sojourner Truth

"If you want to fly, fall to the fround and miss,"
James Madison

"My homework is like a juicy steak-rarely done,"
Christopher Columbus

"If it an't broke, you're not trying hard enough,,"
Franklin Roosevelt

"Explosives can solve almost any personal problem,"
Osama Bin Laden

"A verbal contract is worth the paper its writen on,"
Abraham Lincoln

"Gravity is a habit that is hard to shake off- I hear its worse than smoking,"
Andrew Jackson

"My word is better than my money,"
Enron CEO