Ladies and Gentlemen, Elvis Presley
is controlling the media. Think hard. His supposed death was way too
convenient to be attributed to anything other than highly sinister
motives, and only three years after Watergate. Unarguably, there are
three parallels in human history. The disputed death of Elvis, the
Watergate scandal, and the independence of Bangladesh. All three
happened incrementally over three year gaps. These facts are undisputed.
Reported Elvis sightings over the late twentieth
century have been met with unbridled criticism and the media has
indomitably taken the side of his non-continued existence. Who is
behind these elaborate coverups? Elvis had great influence over pop
culture in his time and it would not be outside his power to fake his
own death.
His original burial took place at Forest Hill
Cemetary and his tomb was moved after an attempted theft of his body.
Was it moved to protect against theft, or because of incriminating
evidence other thieves would inevitably and quite literally dig up? As
much as I would like the answers, I or indeed any of us, may never know.
The widespread use of the Internet has now made it
possible for people to communicate with anonymity from their own home,
therefore it is not hard to imagine a secluded Elvis away from
suspecting eyes immersed in a network of equipment with direct ties to
every major form of media in every major technologically developed
country we know, while an unsuspecting populace of what could be well
over three billion people sit there going, "DUUUGHH ELVIS IS DEAD DUH
DUH DUHH DUHHH"
Roswell didn't happen. It was widely dismissed as
hoax until 1978, one year after Elvis' death. The timing was perfect to
distract the public while Elvis briskly moved in under our noses and
began his takeover of radio and television, then only two of the major
media that we now have available.
Ask yourself, what do Bangladesh, Richard Nixon, and
Elvis Presley have in common? Powerful enemies. Nixon's famous "enemies
list", Bangladesh's motherland of Pakistan, and Elvis' many political
adversaries who disproved of his musical lifestyle. It's right there on
three fingers.
To further connect them, this photo of Nixon and
Presley was taken some time between 1969 and 1974, which coincidentally
was during the four and a half years that Nixon was president.
Later, in 1961, Elvis made his famous movie, Blue
Hawaii, exactly 10 years before Bangladesh declared independence. And
then, in 1964, Viva Las Vegas, exactly 10 years before Watergate. He
knew what was coming. Bangladesh is his Blue Hawaii. Watergate is his
Las Vegas. It was all orchestrated.
In conclusion: Aquafina spelled backwards is
Anifauqa. Think about it.