Good times last week, you agree? That little kitten friend of yours was awfully nosy. You didn’t tell her anything, did you? I hope not. I don’t want word getting around that I spent a week with a queen and didn’t do much. I have a reputation to keep up.
Love,
Tugger
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Dear Tugger,
I definitely agree. That little nosy kitten has a name. If you’re at a loss, it’s Demeter. She’s hardly a kitten anymore. We’re best friends; I gave her a general idea of what happened. You think we didn’t do much?! Tugger, I had the time of my life. I know you’ve got a reputation, so I didn’t give Demeter the details. Gee whiz. I’m not mad though, so don’t get that idea.
Love you a bunch,
Bombalurina
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Dear Bombi,
Sorry, Demeter. I’ll remember that. I had the best time of my life too, but I think you know what I mean. Don’t get me wrong, I didn’t want to do anything more than we did. Whatever we do together is perfect for me. Well, as long as Demeter isn’t a gossip, I don’t mind.
Love,
Tugger
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Dear Tugger,
It’s ok. But, how could you say that? Seriously. You know we’ve gone all the way before. Twice. Don’t lie to me to make me feel better. I understand you pull plenty of weekends aside to spend time with Etcetera, Electra, Victoria, Cassandra, Tantomile, and Rumpelteazer. Don’t try too hard to make me feel special. I know that I love you more than you love me.
Love,
Bombalurina
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Dear Bombi,
Bombi, how could you say that? I know we’ve gone all the way twice. That’s why I don’t mind that we didn’t this time. Even if we hadn’t, I wouldn’t mind. Cuddling is O.K. with me. Anytime with you is enjoyable for me. I really do love you Bombi. And those weekends mean nothing. I’ve never done anything with them like I have with you. The farthest I’ve gone with any of them was when I kissed Cassandra because she forced herself on me. You’re the first, last, and only queen I plan to go farther with.
Love you,
Tugger
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I guess that makes me feel better. It just seems like you’re always fooling around with other queens. But, whatever.
Love you still,
Bombalurina
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I’m glad. I don’t want you to feel bad. Sorry it seems that way. If it’s bothering you that much, I’ll stop. I promise. I do have a question for you though. Would you tell me anything I asked you to?
Love,
Tugger
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That’s hard to say. I wouldn’t and couldn’t lie to you. I also couldn’t tell you if it was ultra super personal. I can’t think of anything like that though, so pretty much, yeah.
Love,
Bombalurina
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I was just wondering what was up at Demeter. She’s just a kitten, but she looks pregnant. And Munkustrap never said anything about getting her pregnant. We’re best pals. He tells me everything important. Kinda odd, if you ask me.
Love,
Tugger
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I have no idea what you’re talking about. I guess Demeter is becoming a pig. I don’t know. She would have told me too, if her and Munku were doing anything like us. Of course, I hide our relations from her, maybe she doesn’t want to say anything to me either. Maybe Munku doesn’t want to ruin his reputation either.
Love,
Bombalurina
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