-My bed broke, can I sleep in yours?
--Do you have a mirror in your pocket? cuz I sure can see myself in your pants
-I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
--Are your feet tired? cuz you've been running through my mind all day.
-I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
--I'm like big red... I look good on you.
-(for the geek in all of us)Hey baby< you have more curves than a sine function
--Did it hurt? when you fell from heaven.
-I think we might have some chemistry..lets get together and make a reaction
--I'm a necropheliac, how well can you play dead?
-I heard the word of the day is legs.. so lets go back to my place and spread the word
--Are you from Nashville? cuz your the only Ten I see.
-If you're gonna regret this in the morning we can sleep till afternoon.
--Oh I'm sorry I thought that was a braille name tag.
-Yo baby, you be my Dairy Queen and Ill be your Bruger King. You treat my right and Ill do it your way.
--Just call me milk.. Ill do your body good
-Do you sleep on your stomach?.. .. no? can I?
--Is your dad a retard? cuz i think ur special.
-Is that a keg in your back pocket? cuz I'd really like to tap that ass.
--(the alltime redneck pick up line) The fact that Im missing my teeth just means there is more room for your tongue.
-Hi, the voices in my head told me to come talk to you.
--True there are alot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I want to catch and mount back at my place.
-If I told you you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
--Do you have a library card? cuz baby Im checking you out
-If you were a burger at McDonalds I'd call you McBeautiful
--Do you have a map? cuz I get lost in your eyes.
-Is your dad a terrorist? cuz you da bomb
--My love for you is like diareah.. I just cant hold it in
-Lets play army.. Ill lay down and you can blow the hell out of me.
--So lets say your left leg is chrismas dinner and your right leg is thanksgiving dinner.. can I come over and eat between the holidays?
-If I could rearange the alphabet.. I'd put u and i together.
--Baby are you a parking ticket? cuz you have fine written all over you
-You make me melt like hot fudge on a sunday
--Can I borrow a quarter? I need to call my mom and tell her I met the woman of my dreams.
-Do you have a bandaid? cuz I scraped my knee falling for you.
--Hey there is something on your butt.. MY EYES
-If you were a booger .. I'd pick you first
--Wow I thought I was gay.. then I met you
-Is your daddy in Jail? cuz I think he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
--Is it hot in here? or is it just you?
-I lost my virginity, can I have yours?
--Hey are those moonpants you're wearing? cuz your ass is out of this world
-I'm no Fred flinstone but I can make your bed rock
--If you were a door I'd bang you all night
-You have nice legs.. what time do they open?
--You have 206 bones in your body, want one more?
-Do you work for the post office? Cuz I thought you were checking out my package
--Im like little ceasers pizza, Hot'n Ready! you can pick me up anytime.
-That shirt looks very becomming on you, then again if I was on you, I'd be cumming too.
--Are you a horse?..no? can I ride you anyway?
-Something tells me you're sweet.. can I have a sample?
--YOu make my software turn to hardware
-Do you live on a chicken farm? cuz you sure know how to raise a cock
--You've been a bad boy/girl go to my room
-Stand still so I can pick you up
--Excuse me, my friend wants your number so she knows where to find me in the morning