Well here is some things that I found that made me think of my friends or me right away. So maybe if your one of my friends you will know which one is for you. =P lol.
Seduce my mind & you can have my body. Find my soul & i'm yours forever.
I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
It said: 'Insert disk 3...' but only 2 fit in the drive.
I don't have a big ego, I'm way too cool for that.
If too much love will kill you, I'm the healthiest person in the world.
Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.
I believe in dragons, good men, and other fantasy creatures.
My door says, "Go ahead and knock, I'm already disturbed."
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
If you're not part of the solution, be part of the problem!
IF you don�t stand for something then you will fall for everything.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
Should I smile because you're my friend Or cry cuz that's all you'll ever be?
Forget the times he walked by, forget the times he made you cry, forget the times he spoke your name, remember now you're not the same. Forget the times he held your hand, forget the sweet things if you can, forget the times and don't pretend, remember now he's just your friend.
Somewhere there's someone who dreams of your smile, someone who finds your presence worth while, so when you are lonely, remember it's true: somewhere someone is thinking of you.
Guys are like.....Beanie babies. They're cheap,their heads are full of stuffing,and the really cute ones are hard to find.
Guys are like..Chocolate bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
Nothing is more painful then realising he meant everything to you, and you meant nothing to him.
God created men first, cause you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece!
One day your prince will come, mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions.
What's the difference between boy's volleyball and girl's volleyball? Oh yeah, girls make it look better!!
I wish I may, I wish I might, be the one you wish for tonight.
~Tell your little voices to SHUT UP! I can't hear mine...~
*I always win. Except when I lose, but then I just don't count it.*
Boys never give their hearts away. They play us girls for fools. They wait until we give our hearts. And then they play it cool..
I ran into my ex the other day.... put in reverse, AND HIT HIM AGAIN!!!
When I'm in ma car...I don't break for preps, I SPEED UP!
Don't play stupid with me... I'm better at it!
I'm not a blonde!! I'm knot! I'm knot! I'm knot!
Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.
Don't follow in my footsteps, because I run into a lot of walls.
You can only be young once, but you can be immature forever.
Never forget that 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.
The differece bewteen men and woman:
NATURAL:
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.