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| Meet Yancy Allen. He's 8 weeks old. He loves eating, and living in his mother's womb. We here at the Happy Day Abortion Clinic invited Yancy's mother Denise Allen over to have a look at young Yancy. She decided she had held Yancy for long enough, and she wanted Yancy to be out on his own. We told her we had the technology, and with a single suck, we could bring Yancy out to live in the real world. So we did it, and we sucked Yancy out with a vacuum, and stomped on him thirty-four times! That was a great night at the Happy Day Clinic! |
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| To the right is Rourke Stevens, a fine young man from Syracuse, New York. When Mr. and Mrs. Stevens came to us for advice on how to get their son to act more mature and show initiative, the Happy Day Abortion Clinic immediately insisted we have Rourke removed from his overbearing parents and shown a few workplace skills. After sucking "Rourkey" (as we started calling him around the clinic) out of Mrs. Stevens, we did brief analysis on his intelligence and agility. We found young Rourke to be very smart, especially mathematically. We handed him a calculator, and put him in over in accounting. Now he runs the entire accounting section here at the clinic! Look at him manage our money! What a trooper! And to think, his parents thought he would amount to nothing. Well, Mr. and Mrs. Stevens, let me tell you, Rourke "Rourkey" Stevens is the best damn accountant this clinic has ever seen, well, at least when he's not lying on the ground bleeding to death, stealing our fucking dimes! Fuckin' Rourke, he's fired! |
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| This is beautiful young Constantine Gerrald. She was an aspiring actress and model, but she wanted to make it really big in the world, so we sucked her out. We then proceeded to dress her up in beautiful clothes (provided by the clinic) and we entered her into numerous beauty contests. She didn't do all too well, so we brought her back to the clinic, and kicked a few ideas around about where she could go next. We also kicked young Constantine around. We decided perhaps a beauty contest winner wasn't good enough for the lass, so we just tossed her into someone's grocery bag. Yay for Constantine! |
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| Tommy, Tommy, Tommy. Hear his name three times, and you can instantly recount his story. That's right, folks. It's Tommy Denalto from BROADWAY. He went to Broadway shortly after Happy Day Abortion Clinic removed him with an icepick and a staple gun. He went on to star in his own one-man (or should I say one-dead-fetus) show entitled "Look, Ma, One Hand." The show was a blockbuster hit, attracting tourists from all over the world. Soon, after an 8-week (Get it? 8-week?) run, little Tommy left "Look, Ma, One Hand" to star in "The Coat Hanger 'N' Me." The show was ultimately a bust, and Tommy was ridiculed. He became a joke. The notorious Tommy Denalto moved out to the New York streets, sucking dick for a shot at stardom. He's got those dicksuckin' lips, gang. |
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| Tina Rochon, Founder Happy Day Abortion Clinic |
| These are just a few of the wonderful tales you get when you step foot into Happy Day Abortion Clinic. Expecting mothers, stop by today for your free trial. We'll give you a discount. |
| subtle hint: pictures aren't worth shit. i posted sick fucking pictures and made them hilarious captions. a woman's body is her own decision. the government has about as much say so in the matter as a bucketful of dead fetuses. just to let you know where i stand, i'm pro-choice. |
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