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This page is fulla' complete random crap, things I've found on the net and shit and just put on, like this quiz I've just done that claims I don't need a boyfriend when I know damn fine I do!! Raa!! Enjoy!
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<--- Yea' right....if I don't need a boyfriend what the hell do I need?? Answers on the back of a postcard please...... |
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Ha, Danni's actually updated this site! Woo, she beat me to it, yea these are some dumb laws that we found on the net and we found them, wait for it tres amusant! Woo-ski!
Yea, ski on the end of every sentence, I was trying to be Polish because Alex is going to Poland but then I discovered it was actually the Russians the put ski on the end of every word (you never said, echo's down your empty hall-way and everything that was your world just came down? sorry started singing there, anyways as I was saying I am Russian-ski! |
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IT IS ILLEGAL TO EAT MINCE PIES ON CHRISTMAS DAY. |
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A BED MAY NOT BE HUNG OUT OF A WINDOW........ |
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COMMITING SUICIDE IS CLASSIFIED AS A CAPITAL CRIME...... |
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DAMAGING THE GRASS IS ILLEGAL...... |
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YOU CAN ONLY SHOOT A WELSH PERSON WITH A BOW AND ARROW IN-SIDE THE CITY WALLS OF CHESTER AFTER MIDNIGHT......... |
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A LICENCE IS REQUIRED TO KEEP A LUNATIC....... |
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EXCLUDING SUNDAYS, IT IS PERFECTLY LEGAL TO SHOOT A SHOOT A SCOTSMAN WITH A BOW AND ARROW....... |
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IT IS ILLEGAL FOR A WOMAN TO BE TOPLESS IN PUPLIC EXCEPT AS A CLERK IN A TROPICAL FISH STORE..... |
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IN CANADA, IT IS ILLEGAL TO KILL A SICK PERSON BY FRIGHTENING THEM....... |
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IN SANTA-MONICA, CALIFORNIA, IT IS ILLEGAL TO PLAY PERCUSSION INSTRUMENTS ON THE BEACH..... |
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IN FLORIDA, STATE LAWS, WELL STATE THAT IT IS INDEED ILLEGAL TO DO THE FOLLOWING THINGS:
1) Have sex with a porcupine.
2) Women having sex, only the missionary position is legal (how boring!)
3) You may not fart in a public place gone 6pm Thursday.
4) It is considered an offence to shower naked.
5) Oral sex is illegal (where's the fun in that then huh?)
6) It is illegal to sell your children (it should be illegal to throw them out the day beofre their 16th birthday too)
In Daytona Beach, the molestation of trash cans is banned......
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IT IS ILLEGAL TO SELL BEER AFTER 12AM SUNDAY BUT IT IS PERFECTLY LEGAL TO SELL BEER AS OF 12:01AM MONDAY...figure that one out...... |
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