Hee! Hee!
So today I'm in a good mood, today I'm going for a massive piss-up with all my mates and me and Emma are camping which should be so cool only I don't know how to set a tent up and I don't think she does either so it shoudl be pretty funny.......plus, man I haven't finished yet.......plus I am so over my ex it's great and it's all thanks to one very special person who will remain nameless but he knows who he is (no Dicky it's not you!)
Righty-o, well time for a major whinge me thinks........men, I have lost all faith in them......uh huh yes I have, I hate them, I am either gonna' become a nun or a lesbian or a lesbian nun. I am, sad thing is you think I'm joking......I am......honestly I'm not a lesbian.....I've just offended about a million lesbian people.....I am not homophobic.....just not a lesbian.....Clare shut up....shut up now dammit.....shut the fuck up...yes ok then....ok, shutting up.....silence.
Dammit, I bet you're all wondering why I hate men, well to cut a long story short..... and without mentioning any names.......but there will be a picture and there's a prize for whoever guesses right....I met a guy, I liked thins guy. I was supposed to meet this guy. This guy let me down right at the last minute....so yeah that's why I'm gutted.....majorly gutted....distaught more like.......
More reasons why I hate men!
<----- see the text box there explaining the camping trip? Yea' well on that camping trip I had a fab time and there was this guy (see my named and shamed page) and yea' he majorly fucked me offn and, well it pissed me off obviously but it doesn't matter now because I have a new husband, well not husband obviously but that's what I call him. His name is David, he's 22 and fit as! woo!.