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Paw Prints
Which is believed to be the oldest breed of dog?
a) Old English Sheepdog
b) Saluki
c) Foxhound
d) English Spanial
LETTERS TO GOD...
Dear God,
     When we get to Heaven, can we sit on your couch?  Or is it the same old story?

Dear God,
     Excuse me, but why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray and the rabbit, but not one named for a dog?  How often do you see a cougar riding around?  We dogs love a nice ride!  I know every breed cannot have it's own model, but it would be easy to rename the Chrysler Eagle the Chrysler Beagle!

Dear God,
     If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?

Dear God,
     Are there mailmen in Heaven?  If there are, will I have to apologize?

Dear God,
     The new terrier I live with just peed on the Oriental rug and I have a feeling my family might blame me 'cuz they think I'm jealous of this stupid dog.  Since they have no sense of smell, how can I convince them I'm innocent?  Does PetsMart sell lie detectors?
When I got him out he was near froze solid and shivering.  He was shaking so hard that I wasted half a glass of whiskey trying to aim it for his mouth.  Must have got enough of it into him, though, since it did seem to bring him back to life.
(After saving his dog from a river when he fell through thin ice)
~ Abraham Lincoln, 16th president of the United States (1809-1865)
If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them. ~ Phil Pastoret, comedian
Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many different ailments, but never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
~ Joseph Wood Krutch
Cats make sure you're never lonely even when you're brushing your teeth. ~ Jo Kittinger
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