Yukihiro (as Acid Android)
MC 8/26/03
Translated by: perdita (gomibako@yahoo.com)
* MC is when the performer talks before or after songs during a concert.
Is my speaking such a rare thing? here's a reason why I speak so much at lives these days. *speaking to girl in audience* That's right. That's what I'm going to say. *to audience*; On this tour, we don't have many songs, so we're performing other people's songs. The tuning is different so we have to retune the instruments. So in order to join the sets together, I have to talk. That's the point of MC, isn't it? But really I don't like to speak. Which do you prefer, that I speak or not? If I speak too much, then the image I have of Acid Android will crumble. (audience: what image?) Hah~? A very hardline image. *embarrassed laugh* 
MC Hakata 2003

A report by Masako.
The following quoted paragraphs are Yukihiro speaking at the Acid Android live event in Hakata.
"Hm, I thought it would be good if I could perform a new song, but I can't... Do you all know a band called FROG? (no one does) Do you know the bass-player of the band Zilch? (everyone does) *points to other band member* He didn't know! You all know don't you?
"They're a very cool band, so I'll do a song by them called "CONTROLLER".And Nabe-san is going to play the bass!" [he usually does guitar]. *picks up piece of paper from floor in front of Nabe* This is a cheat-sheet. It's stuck right here *sticks to monitor*
"We drove all~ day to get here. The typhoon was at about 200kph *laughs* (someone in the audience yells out that he'll get caught in it) That's right, I will *laughs*. Part-way here we got caught in a traffic stoppage for two hours. tomo-kun slept the who~le time! He's always sleeping. What did I do?Mmm... I shopped [he's lying]. I read Psycho 9 the whole time."
"One last song. Be Quiet And Drive by DEFTONES."
NOTES: I assume he's talking about hide's zilch? Do they have a song called "CONTROLLER"? The person who wrote the report doesn't seem sure. Maybe it was "CUCUMBER" ^_^; not sure which bassist he meant. What's-her-name from White Zombie?
Additional information report by reiri-sama. 
Yukhiro didn't mention a band called FROG, it was PRONG (i can see how thing would be difficult for a non-english speaker unless they knew the band). Why he mentioned Zilch was that the bassist was in Prong before. The song "CONTROLLER" that he performed was by Prong. He had the lyrics written down so he spent the whole time looking at them *haha* kakkowarui~.
Now I'm much less confused ^_^ I've only heard one song by Prong (Strange Days, which was originally by The Doors) but it's pretty good.
Additional bit of mc, when Yukihiro was talking about what they did when they got caught in the typhoon:
"I went shopping. I went to a bookstore and the new edition of "Psycho" (9) was out, so I bought that. Last night I couldn't sleep so I read it about five times. This guy... oh, this is kishi-kun... he was the only one who got the luxury of flying down here (kishi-kun: Some stuff came up!)...Whatever.