821 Spoiler: No dialogues.
Here is the version without dialogues (It kind of says what a character says as a respond sometimes, but it doesn't include some jokes or actual dialogues which I wrote in the other version, but I still have to add what they said to follow the story):
821
Spoiler
Date
of Taping:
March 1st.
Scenes:
Central Perk, Ross’s apartment, Monica and Chandler’s apartment, an office,
a baby store and a cooking class, later on turned into acting class.
Main
plots: Rachel
freaks out when she realizes she is due in a week and they haven’t bought
anything for the baby yet. Monica and Joey go to a cooking class so that Monica
can demonstrate she is a good chef after receiving a bad review. Chandler has a
job interview and Phoebe helps him to practice for it.
The
first scene starts in Central Perk, with Joey, Chandler, Rachel and Phoebe. Ross
enter with a whole bunch of newspapers saying he has bad news. Phoebe says
that’s not the best way to sell newspapers and Ross explains that Monica got a
bad review on the newspaper and that he bought all the newspapers around the
block so that she wouldn’t find out. Right then Monica enters and seeing this
big pile of newspapers she gets all excited thinking it’s something good. When
she reads it she gets sad and Joey tries to cheer her up sharing some of his bad
reviews and the first time he got a good one. He says his performance was
described as ‘abismo’, but no one knows what the heck that means.
Then
we go into Ross and Rachel’s apartment, its night and Rachel is sitting on the
couch. Ross comes out of his room in direction to the bathroom and Rachel speaks
up, scaring him. He asks what she is doing up and she explains the birth is a
week away and they still haven’t bought anything for the baby, so she is
freaked out. He promises her they will go and buy all the stuff tomorrow and
then excuses himself because he wanted to go to the bathroom. Rachel stops him
and starts asking him what about them, now that they are living together and
having a baby together… Ross doesn’t know what to say and then Rachel laughs
and says it was a joke to retain him from going to the bathroom.
There’s
a scene in Chandler and Monica’s apartment where Chandler and Monica are
sitting in the kitchen table and Joey enters. He asks Monica if they were
supposed to meet at the movies or here, Monica says at the movies and Joey is
about to leave when Monica tells him to stay since he is already there, and he
agrees. Joey asks Chandler why he isn’t going and he explains he has to get
ready for a job interview, Joey asks if he didn’t have a job already and
Chandler explains this one is much better. Then, Joey says they should get going
or they are going to be late for the movies, Monica says she wants to stop in
this cooking class place first to talk to the guy that gave her a bad review.
Now
comes the baby store, Ross and Rachel are there shopping, with a cart full with
baby stuff and Rachel is putting in more stuff that she doesn’t even know what
they are for, she is just buying to buy. When they get to the part where they
have to pay, there’s this girl (which I don’t remember the name, sorry :p)
who starts talking and flirting with Ross. Rachel, trying not to laugh, looks at
them both and chuckles every once in a while with the stuff the girl says to
Ross.
Then
Central Perk appears again, Phoebe is sitting on the couch when Rachel comes in.
She asks her how the baby shopping went and she says it went pretty good, but
that there was this girl who kept flirting with Ross. Phoebe suggests that she
is jealous that she was flirting with Ross. Rachel denies this and says she just
thinks its unfair that Ross is going out on dates when she has to be sitting
around alone carrying the baby. Then, Chandler comes in very well dressed.
Phoebe asks him why he is so dressed up and he explains he has a job interview
and he is really nervous about it, so Phoebe offers to help him.
Monica
and Joey enter to this cooking class, she sees a guy and points at him telling
Joey that’s the guy who wrote the bad review, then another guy says the class
is over and Monica corrects herself saying it’s the other guy. When everyone
else is gone, Monica and Joey walk over to the guy and Monica starts explaining
that she wants a second chance to make the guy see that she isn’t a bad cook.
When the guy doesn’t agree to do so, Joey threads him and he agrees out of
fear, but he still doesn’t like Monica’s food and says ‘It’s abismo!’
Joey pats Monica’s back and congratulates her. The guy leaves and a few
seconds later a teacher and some students come in. Monica, noticing a class is
about to start, starts leaving with Joey. The teacher asks a cooking question
which none of the students know how to answer, so Monica raises her hand to
offer the answer. She answers correctly and the teacher invites her to go to the
first row, Joey hesitantly follows and places himself in one of the ‘tables’
(they had an oven on it and all the cooking supplies needed to cook) behind
Monica.
Scene
in RnRs apartment. Ross is going around the living room when there's a
knock on the door. He goes to open it, and it reveals the same lady from the
baby store. She says they forgot something in the store. She leaves the thing
aside and tells him that delivering stuff to the customers houses isn’t part
of her job, so Ross is about to pay her a few bucks when she explains that she
didn’t mean that, just that she likes him and asks him if he would like to go
out sometime. Just then Rachel appears from a bedroom holding two dinosaurs Ross
bought for the baby. Ross agrees to go out with her and Rachel says something
out loud. Both of them just look at them and she pretend not to be talking to
them, but just acting with the two dinosaurs she has with her.
The
cooking class again. The teacher is going around the classroom looking at
everyone’s plates, Joey looks at a spaghetti and then throws it to the floor.
The teacher stands next to him and asks him how he is doing, he said he is doing
very well, the teacher asks him if he put the cheese in, and he says he ate it,
the teacher laughs and then asks if he used the cream already and he just lets
her know he drank that. The teacher now gives him a weird look and walks to
Monica’s place. She tries Monica’s spaghettis and finds them really good,
she asks Monica if she had ever done it before and Monica pretends to be a new
cook saying that he has never cooked before, and asks what its called when the
water starts making bubbles. The teacher says she is the ‘star’ of the
classroom and Monica, of course, gets all happy.
Chandler
and Monica’s apartment. Phoebe and Chandler are there practicing for the
interview, Phoebe is pretending to be the interviewer and Chandler starts
explaining the work he does and what he doesn’t do. Then Phoebe notices the
time and tells Chandler that he has to go. Phoebe told him just to be serious
and not to be himself (you know Phoebe :p). He was being very serious and at the
end, when he was about to leave, he starts laughing while walking away about
something that was said during the interview.
Then
came the job interview. Chandler was doing pretty well during it, and in one
moment the interviewer starts saying that in this job he will have a lot of
duties, he will have more than 30 duties, and a lot of stuff related to the word
‘duty’. Then they stand up and
he says to Chandler that he thinks he will fit in well in the office. Chandler
is very thankful and says he was really nervous once he steps out of the office,
then he explains that it was very hard not to laugh with him saying duty all the
time. The guy looks confused and so Chandler explains what he thought the guy
meant by saying duty. The guy just looks at him and Chandler realizes he never
meant that. Now he starts freaking out. So he starts saying he should forget
about it, that the real him was the guy inside the office, that who was now out
of the office was a crazy man.
Now
the cooking class once again. This time they were supposed to make cookies. The
teacher passes by Monica, and says something that includes the word star again
and Monica says that since its the second time she calls her that she did
something and she shows a star made by her. She tells the teacher to try her
cookies and if she likes them she can give her the star. The teacher tries them,
likes them and gives her the star. Then the teacher moves to Joey, tries his
cookies and they are even better. Monica congratulates Joey and the teacher
suggests that Monica should give Joey the star. Monica immediately says no, the
teacher asks why and she says that Joey can beat a professional cook. At this,
everyone gasps. She shuts them up and then she tells Joey that they should
leave, but Joey doesn’t want to because he is enjoying it. Then, the teacher
asks if they even paid for this classes and Joey says they have to leave. So
they start leaving, then Joey returns, takes a cookie and leaves with Monica.
Rachel
is sitting on the couch in her and Ross’s apartment when Ross enters. Rachel
asks him how his date went and he said it went pretty good, she starts asking
him about his date and if he really likes her. He says he had a good time and
that they would probably do it again. Rachel gets a little weird, Ross asks if
everything is ok and she starts explaining but then stops and tell him that
everything is alright. She stands from the couch and Ross walks over to her and
asks what's going on. Rachel explains that she doesn’t want him to go out with
that lady, nor with anyone, but not because she wants him to go out with her,
but because she needs full attention and wants him to be there for her and the
baby all the time she needs, to this Ross agrees. Rachel seems pretty shocked
and asks how could he just agree like that, that she realizes what she is asking
is completely selfish. He says that if that’s what she needs, he will do it,
for her and for their baby. They hug and Rachel says she needs to go to the
bathroom, but before she can leave the room Ross does the same thing she did the
previous night to stop him for going to the bathroom, when he says something
about them getting together Rachel stops and considers it. Ross looks at her
shocked and explains he was just teasing her just like she did the night before.
Rachel nervously looks at him and laughs, saying she was just playing along. She
stands there, looking nervous, and Ross reminds her she had to go to the
bathroom, so she goes there.
Last
scene, Joey and Monica are walking down a hall, Monica is apologizing for making
them lose the movie and Joey says its ok and that he had fun. Then they stop and
Monica asks if he still has some cookie, he says its too late to ask that,
meaning he already ate it. Monica looks at one side and notices an acting class
place, so she suggests that they could go in and Joey could answer some
question, like she did, to make him feel better about his acting skills. He
agrees so they go in and stand by the door. The teacher finishes talking and
asks a question, which no one knows, not even Joey. Monica looks at him
expecting him to raise his hand but he just says it wasn't a good idea and
leaves, Monica following close behind.
And
that was it! 819 taping. It was a really good episode, at least I liked it. I
laughed a lot, probably because I was really excited :p. Hope you guys liked the
way it was written, I’ve never read a spoiler so I don’t know how its
normally written. Anyway, I hope I didn’t forget something important, it
doesn’t seem so. Also, maybe the order of the scenes aren’t exactly the same
as they may be shown when the episode airs. But to follow the story it is
written in the order necessary to get things. Any questions, just email
me and I’ll answer them.
Notes:
Who ever says the Friends cast aren’t friends is sooo wrong. Matthew and Lisa
were tickling each other while waiting for the scene to start, they were all
talking together and laughing. Then they would just hug each other for no
reason. Jennifer was standing in front of the producers and David came, stood
next to her and put his arm around her. Courteney at the end of the episode was
freezing and Matt was rubbing her arms to help her to warm up. They all looked
really friendly with each other. Just thought I would point it out. :D.
There
was a part, in the scene with Monica, Joey and Chandler where Joey had to enter
MnCs apartment. He had to repeat this part several times, and in one of them,
Matthew stood up, put the chain lock to the door and then returned to his seat.
Everyone started laughing at this, so Matt realized something was going on. He
came from the other side (where MnCs apartment ends), walked to the door,
unlocked it and went out again. If he hadn’t realized, it would have been
really funny, he would had probably banged his head on the door. Even though it
didn’t work, it brought lots of laughs out of me.
RnR
fans: Obviously,
the last scene with RnR seems to mean something. Probably Ross saying yes to
what Rachel suggested was just a nice gesture, but her considering it definitely
may be a hint for them to get together… I don’t know, it could be as much as
it couldn’t be… we’ll all have to wait and see :p.
They were all looking great, it was great seeing them live. Hope you enjoyed the spoiler!