Tommy Lasorda on TheBaseballPage.com

"About the only problem with success is that it does not teach you how to deal with failure."
“All last year we tried to teach him English, and the only word he learned was million.”
"ALWAYS give an autograph when somebody asks you."
"Guys ask me, don't I get burned out? How can you get burned out doing something you love? I ask you, have you ever got tired of kissing a pretty girl?"
"I love doubleheaders. That way I get to keep my uniform on longer."
“There are three types of baseball players: those who make it happen, those who watch it happen, and those who wonder what happens.”