Password To Heaven

            A man and his wife were in a care accident.  The man died instantly and his wife passed away later in the hospital.  When the husband died, he found himself walking along a misty path.  At the end of the path he saw some golden gates.  He asked the gatekeeper, “ Where am I?”

            The gatekeeper replied, “ This is heaven, you can come in if you can spell the heavenly word.”

            “ What is the word?”  asked the husband.  “ The word is love,” answered the man.

            “ That’s easy … L – O – V – E!”  said the husband and entered the gates.

            The gatekeeper explained that he had been on the job all day without a break and asked the husband to take over for a while, ” Just ask whoever comes to the gate to spell the password.  If they can spell it, let them in.  If not, then they have to leave.” 

            Soon the husband saw his wife walk up to the gate.  “ Where are we?”  she asked.

            “ This is heaven,”  replied her husband. “ If you want to get in, all you have to do is spell the heavenly word.”

            “  What is the password?”  asked the wife.

            “  Antidisestablishmentarianism.”