Husband Shopping

            A Husband Shopping Center was opened where a woman could go to choose from among many men to be her husband.  It was laid out in five floors with men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended up the floors.  The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you must choose a man from that floor and if you went up a floor, you couldn’t go back down except to leave the place.  So, a couple of girl friends went to the place to find men.  First floor, the door had a sign saying:  “ These men have jobs and love kids.”  The women read the sign and said:  “ Well that’s better than not having jobs or not loving kids.  But we wonder what is further up?”

            Up they went to the second floor.  In the second floor, the sign said:  “ These men have high paying jobs, love kids and are extremely good-looking.”  “Hmmmm”, said the girls, “but what is further up?”  Third floor:  “ These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good-looking and help with the housework.”  “  Wow!” said the women. “ Very tempting, but there must be more further up.”  And so again they went up.  Fourth floor:  “These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good-looking, help with the housework and have strong romantic streaks.”  “Oh mercy me.  But just think what must be awaiting us further up,” the girls said to themselves.  So up the fifth floor they went. The sign on that door said:  “ This floor is just to prove that women are impossible to please.  Thank you for shopping and have a nice day!”