The Elderly Wedding

            Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married.  They went for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on their way they passed a drugstore.  Jacob suggested they go in.

            Jacob addressed the man behind the counter: “ Are you the owner?”

            The pharmacist answered, “ Yes.”

            Jacob:  “ We’re about to get married.  Do you sell heart medication?”           

            Pharmacist:  “ Of course we do.”

            Jacob:  “ How about medicine for circulation?”

            Pharmacist:  “ All kinds.”

            Jacob:  “ Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis?”

            Pharmacist:  “ Definitely.”

            Jacob:  “ How about Viagra?”

            Pharmacist:  “ Of course.”

            Jacob:  “ Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and jaundice?”

            Pharmacist:  “ Yes, a large variety.  The works.”

            Jacob:  “ What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson’s   disease?”        

            Pharmacist:  “ Absolutely.”

            Jacob:  “ You sell wheelchairs and walkers?”

            Pharmacist: “ All speeds and sizes.”

            Jacob says to the pharmacist:  “ We’d like to register here for our wedding gifts, please.”