The Bank Robbery

            Some Gangsters thought about robbing a bank.  They made the best plan that can be made and started to work on it.  A day or two later they were able to get in the bank.  They saw hundreds of safes.  The head of the gang said, “  Open the first one up.”

            They opened the safe and the only thing that they found in it was a vanilla pudding.  The head gangster said, “ Now what will we do with this pudding?  I think we better eat it.”

            So they ate the pudding.  They opened the second safe and there sat another pudding and they ate that one too.  This process went on for the rest of the safes.  They got out of the bank all stuffed.  They said that even if they didn’t get any money at least they were able to eat and the puddings were really good.

            Next day on the news:  “  Yesterday the biggest sperm bank in the USA was robbed by an unknown group of people.”