911

           “ Did you hear what happened?”  Jim asked when he saw me walking down the hallway at work.

            “  Hear what?”  I asked; my curiosity peaked.

            “  The regional vice president died this morning!”

            “ What?!”  I asked, totally stunned.  “ What happened?”

            “ He was working through lunch when he had a heart attack,” Jim began explaining.  “ Everyone was gone except his secretary.  You know her?”

“ The young blonde babe?”

            “  Yeah that’s the one.  Turns out she isn’t too smart.”

            “  What do you mean?”  I asked.

            “  He kept yelling at her to call 911.  She just stood there waiting for him to give her the rest of the phone number.”