Here you go...all you ever wanted to know about me, the creater of this beautifully ugly website.
Name:Joshua Palaeologus
Is that your real last name? No, Palaeologus is just a name I use on the internet. It is the last name of several Byzantine Emperors, I won't get into that.
Where are you from? I am from Michigan.
Age:25
Hobbies:Reading, writing, listening to music, watching hockey(Go Red Wings)
Favorite Music Groups:Stone Temple Pilots, the Beatles, Godsmack, Slipknot, Nirvana, Offspring, Smashing Pumpkins, Linkin Park
Favorite songs:"Creep" by Stone Temple Pilots, "Nice Guys Finish Last" by Green Day, "Imagine" by John Lennon, "Maxwell's Silver Hammer" by the Beatles, "Wait and Bleed" by Slipknot, "Points of Authority" by Linkin Park, "Hot Dog" by Limp Bizkit.
Favorite Movies:Fight Club, Robin Hood Men in Tights, Braveheart, Titanic, Higher Learning, Help, Hard Day's Night, Matrix, American Pie
Most Hated Movie:Evita, I could not even watch the whole thing, and I can usually watch any kind of garbage.
Favorite Actor/Actresses:Leelee Sobieski(I have a crush, what can I say), Mira Sorvino, Dominique Swain, Cary Elwes, Ed Norton, Matthew Perry, Chris Farley, Keanu Reeves.
Favorite numbers: 71 and 13
Why do you such lame, simplistic HTML? Because I am lazy and I do anything to make my life even a tiny bit easier.
The rest of these questions I am just picking randomly from surveys because I am just that lazy.
Zodiac sign:Aquarius, the water guy...
Color of eyes/hair: Blue/dark blond
Height: 5'9"
Left the country: yes, but only to Canada
Taken any illegal substance: no, I'm poor
Gone out in public in your pajamas: I'm sure I have
Set yourself or a body part on fire?:Can't say that I have, but it sounds like a nice enough idea
Had an imaginary friend:Yes, his name was Fufu, he kicked ass!!
Found a cartoon character attractive:Ooh yeah...like the Barenaked Ladies say, "Get into that Sailor Moon cause that cartoon's got the boom anime babes that make me think the wrong thing."
At anytime owned a New Kids on the Block tape:No I have not.
Some of my favorite things!
Colors:green and orange, but not together
Day/Night:Night
Type of sandwich: Um...the Caesar Chicken from Subway Is good.
Coffee or hot chocolate:Hot Chocolate, Coffee is the toilet, unless it's Cappuccino.
Cold or hot:Cold
Big or little: Big
Lace or satin:Satin
Here or there:There
Red or blue:Blue
New or old:New
Neve Campbell or Jennifer Love Hewitt: Mmm...Neve in "Bad Things"...gotta love the lesbian kissing scene.
Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt:Tom Cruise
Old Madonna or New Madonna:Lady Madonna(Gotta know a little about the Beatles to get what I mean)
Character on Saved By the Bell:Zack, totally
Character on Dawson's Creek:Any Character Katie Holmes plays is good enough for me.
Character on the Brady Brunch:P-DAWG!!!! or as you may know him, Peter.
Cartoon Characters:Garfield, Earthworm Jim, Peter Puppy, and Snot!!!
This is the "Do I believe in" section. Watch out kiddies!!
God/Devil:I believe some higher power exists. I don't believe in the traditional religious picture of the said power, being just a human gone mad with power. I should write about this sometime.
Yourself:I believe I exist, but not much beyond that
Love:No
Destiny:No
Fate:No
Signs:Street signs? Yes. Supernatural signs? No
Santa Claus:Well obviously
Tooth Fairy:I thought I was the tooth fairy!!
One person for everyone:No
The Big Bang Theory:No
Government Conspiracies:Yes, but I can't say anymore because "they" might be listening
This is the "Have I ever" section!!!
Wished upon a star:Yes
Cried:Constantly
Played Truth or Dare:Yes
Watched a sunrise/sunset:I am sure that I have at some point
Spent quality time alone:I always spend time alone, but I don't know if looking at porn on the computer is considered quality time.
Read a book for fun:is there another reason?
Told someone you hated them:Yes