by Terry Thompson
- 10. You can buy 6 Spitfires for the price of the most inexpensive new Jaguar.
- 9. Convertible top helps ventilate the carbon monoxide fumes out of the interior.
- 8. At least you don't drive a Hyundai.
- 7. It's the only automobile with an expiration date (found on the driver's side B-post stamped on a plate with the
words "Date of Manufacture" to the
left of it).
- 6. They're biodegradable (they rust) and therefore environmentally friendly.
- 5. Co-workers think that naming your car is "unique". They're also non-confrontational and tend to humor you
in tense situations.... just in case.
- 4. Car thieves tend to target cars that are reliable.
- 3. It's light enough that one person can push it when it breaks down (...and it will.)
- 2. James bond is fictional, but your car really does dispense an oil slick and smoke screen! (if your piston rings
are worn).
- 1. Chicks dig 'em!!!
