Alex Loves Valery: hahahahahahahahahaha. Can we set them up?
Yeh! He's I.N.T.E.R.E.S.T.E.D
I think we should suss him out first to see if he can hack the pace
has he met Michelle before? Has he seen the webstersite?
Nope he's only heard about her from Ben. His name is Matt and he doesn't wear ankle swinger trousers and with a bit of work could look like JESUS
matt rhymes with crab pate, well almost. will he propose to Michelle if we ask him to? and i thought ben didn't like michelle?
Ben thinks michelle is an "odd child" (quote) but he thinks she's funny.
We could all go and eat cheese, that would be the ultimate test of character.
I'll text Michelle now to see what she thinks?
good plan, except tell her his name is Archimedes, or Sid
I think he likes The LEAGUE og Gentlemen (P.I.S.S. Ben has all the DVD's)
Well he will love Michelle then. maybe it could be a grease style love story?
Does that mean Michelle has to get a perm and wear a lycra catsuit?
I was thinking Michelle could be John Travolta? or maybe be Dorothy from the Wizard of oz? I was the Tinman :)
can't we dress her up as an Umpa Lumpa just for shits + giggles?
it's oopma loompa and yes, we could get Kirtsy to be that Veruca Salt girl who I think gets carried off by squirrels. and we need some old people (4) to share a bed like in the film...
Yes Yes Please Peas!
Harold Bishop
The Queen
Tubs and...
The geezer that does the horse racing
hewearstweeeeeeeed.
U can just tell that Quagsire will be in that bed too rubbing up against their knees especially if ones wearing tweed.
Harold would have to have his trumbone tho...
Cragsire will not be allowed he is not collecting his pension. Can we go on a Monopoly pub crawl?
I'd never fit in those little houses.
good point.
This whole thing will probably be a disaster knowing Ben he was probably stoned @ the time, and his memory aint too good. So maybe he got Michelle confused with Margaret Thatcher?
I do all the time, I wouldn't worry.
besides, any situation involving michelle is bound to be humourous. or harmonica.
Indeed, Halibut. How do you spell it?
it.
Hessian?
lorna?
HAIRBALLS?
I think i coughed one up right now. that tasha girl just did - you heard that noise.
I couldnt decide if it was that or a shrew.
let's invite some shrew to your birthday party. it's on the thursday btw. if i can be bothered, i asked my parents.
